Pigeon simps are even dumber than regular simps. They are on the pussy to prison pipeline and don't even know it. Pigeon simps are manipulated by queens to commit crimes and even murder. All in the hopes of getting their dicks wet Pigeon simps hang out at bus stops, convenience stores and other NPC public places acting tough, talking shit, trying to intimidate other pigeon simps by bragging about all their bitches, hos, pussy they don't get, getting into fights with other pigeon simps, going to jail with other pigeon simps. Pigeon simps are used by gangs to do low level pawn things they will get arrested for. Chad simps are one step up in the pussy casino, but the house always wins.
by The Original Donald Trump May 7, 2023
Get the Pigeon Simpmug. A pigeon bestie is someone you can always rely on. Pigeons generally have positive connotations and bestie boos, they for life. so a pigeon bestie is one of the best things in the world. If you find your own pigeon bestie, someone you can go out to tescos with late at night and always be there for with no judgement, never let them go. Pigeon besties deserve to be treated with nothing but respect, love and subtle soft chaoticness. To keep your pigeon bestie happy, use puns and a daily dose of hugs.
by TeacakeSloth November 13, 2020
Get the pigeon bestiemug. by Maxxxy93 June 10, 2018
Get the Beach Pigeonmug. Standing up on the toilet lid and doing 1,s and 2's, usually they do not go in the toilet.
The whole area, including the walls, floor and the toilet itself should be covered in waste so it is advisable thtat you don't do it in your own home.
It is often done on purpose to get back at someone.
The whole area, including the walls, floor and the toilet itself should be covered in waste so it is advisable thtat you don't do it in your own home.
It is often done on purpose to get back at someone.
"That Kane was sporking your girlfriend".
"That Justin Bieber! I am so going to do the biggest Messy Pigeon the world has ever seen at his place!"
"That Justin Bieber! I am so going to do the biggest Messy Pigeon the world has ever seen at his place!"
by Wane karr November 6, 2011
Get the Messy Pigeonmug. A pigeon bestie is someone you can always rely on. Pigeons generally have positive connotations and bestie boos, they for life. so a pigeon bestie is one of the best things in the world. If you find your own pigeon bestie, someone you can go out to tescos with late at night and always be there for with no judgement, never let them go. Pigeon besties deserve to be treated with nothing but respect, love and subtle soft chaoticness. To keep your pigeon bestie happy, use puns and a daily dose of hugs.
by TeacakeSloth November 13, 2020
Get the pigeon bestiemug. Someone who struts around, pretends to know everything, and shits on everyone else, despite having a brain about the size of a walnut.
by KaitoBF February 26, 2023
Get the Pigeon Personmug. After a crack bust, a base head who searches the area for any pieces the dealer may have ditched. Much like a pigeon searching for bread crumbs.
by walnut creek October 23, 2007
Get the hooba pigeonmug.