Skip to main content

half past two

A blanket responce to any question you do not wish to answer.
However, there are some cases where it will not work, which is shown in the second example.
Bloke 1, "Did you just press that big red button that says do not press?"
Bloke 2, "Half past two!"
Bloke 1, "What!? (head explodes due to confusion)"

Nagging Mother, "When are you going to get yourself a job and stop pissing your life away?"
Son, "Half past two."
by Pat June 18, 2006
mugGet the half past twomug.

half past five

After work, and gotten home
1.) I'll be see you half past five.
2.) I'll be available anytime around half past five.
3.) We'll light up half past five.
4.) Cant talk right now, at work, hit me back around half past five.
by Zayelion September 1, 2016
mugGet the half past fivemug.

you are in the past tense

Another way of saying "you're history" before killing them or ruining thier lives.
Don't push that button! PLEASE!



You are in the past tense, bub.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 16, 2004
mugGet the you are in the past tensemug.

past life aggression

When you love him but had a crazy hypno sesh where you remembered he burned you at the stake in the late 1600s or something like that. Mehhhh.
Morten, I love you, but I’m presently experiencing a mean case of past life aggression.
by PolarisTarot February 25, 2019
mugGet the past life aggressionmug.

HALF PAST BEER

THE TIME OF DAY WHEN YOU REALIZE YOU SHOULD ALREADY BE DRINKING, USUALLY EARLY EVENING. (SHORTLY AFTER BEER BEER THIRTY)
GUY 1: "BRO! ITS BEER THIRTY! LETS DRINK!"

GUY 2: "DUDE, YOU'RE LATE... ITS HALF PAST BEER."
by MuseOne March 29, 2010
mugGet the HALF PAST BEERmug.

Copy, Paste, & Resubmit

What you do when your Urban Dictionary submission gets wrongfully rejected. This most often happens when the editor doesn't agree with your politics, doesn't find your entry funny, doesn't understand the concept, or doesn't read the entry while fapping over their lust for power.
"What!?! They didn't accept the word booty? FUCK THAT SHIT! Everybody says booty! I'm going to copy, paste, & resubmit that shit," exclaimed Bill in 1999.
by imthatawesome October 25, 2012
mugGet the Copy, Paste, & Resubmitmug.

Copy/Paste Troll

The lowest form of life on the internet, looked down upon and hated even by other trolls.

The copy/paste troll repeatedly pastes the same text block in a forum, with little to no variation, never posting anything other than that same copied and pasted block of text, over and over. Sometimes, the copy/paste troll will have multiple accounts running simultaneously, making them more annoying, and harder to ban.

Some copy/paste trolls may be preprogrammed bots that repeatedly post the paste while the owner is off doing other stuff, but others are human users that have even less of a life than a WoW user.
1Cor143435 posted:
"1cor.14:34-35 Let your women keep silence in the churches: for it is not permitted unto them to speak; but they are commanded to be under obedience as also saith the law.
35 And if they will learn any thing, let them ask their husbands at home: for it is a shame for women to speak in the church."

BrokenEye replied:
"Christ on a cracker! Not this shit again! Why don't you go stick your head in a woodchipper you god damn copy/paste troll!"
by BrokenEye April 17, 2010
mugGet the Copy/Paste Trollmug.

Share this definition