Sewer Muppet

Term referring to a woman who’s face resembles that of a Muppets reject that was tossed into storage, forgotten about, stolen by a couple of meth heads, left on a porch in the rain, tossed in a dryer on high heat, then discarded in the trash where it eventually ends up in a sewer.

“Donna is a sewer muppet.”

by Laura Courtney November 18, 2022

muppet plantation

Definition: a group of people extremely easy to manipulate, control, or exploit; a self-defeating or self-sabotaging rabble

Use: "Man, you guys folded quicker than a muppet plantation."

by biped4eyes May 18, 2018

Gluing the muppet

Finishing an important task

Sorry I can’t, I was gluing my muppet.
Sorry I can’t sing at church today because I was gluing my muppet.
My husband is in the basement gluing the muppet.
I was late for my wedding, I was gluing my muppet.

by DOUGHBOY HFX September 6, 2025

Muppet

The sincerest form of flattery for a fuckboy, e.g a cuter way of referring to a total tool as a fuckboy.

Lydia: dude , is such a muppet.
Maria: why happened?
Lydia: well apparently Muppet's ex girlfriend complained to him that I added her without knowing her so now muppet is whining about it.
Maria: it is FB, you can add anyone you want! I thought you said this guy was mad chill and that you wanted to be friends with him.

Lydia': not anymore. A real friend would hear my side and understand what free will means. Instead muppet chose to listen to who he once called "his crazy ex" over me. Game over, muppet

by girlswho'sgothegoods May 30, 2016