swifts mum

a person kai deeply is in love with <333

kai : sorry i was with swifts mum

swift : i heard…
kai : >:)

by kaisshit November 16, 2021

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mum tum

The loose, saggy skin and accompanying fat around a woman's midsection that remains after having a baby, which often persists even after returning to one's pre-pregnancy weight.

British English.

These stretchy high-waisted jeans are great for covering up mum tum!

by araneaeee December 01, 2016

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mum’s best

When one will travel to the deep depths of the earth for her buns. If the buns aint mum’s best it’s not going in my mouth.

Denny refused to hunker down on a brat after seeing the kroeger brand buns on the counter.

Denny refused to hunker down on a brat after seeing the kroeger brand buns rather than mum’s best on the counter.

by Bun Police August 26, 2022

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Mum boy

When you try to cuss but you can't and you flop all the time.

Normal person - look at your clapped hair line though

You - shut up you mum boy

by Princess_tear_drop July 12, 2017

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Robbie’s Mum

Robbie’s mum is a junkie reprobate that cuts about behind the nisa locals and the jet garages all over Scotland. She loves selling her body for pills and syringes, Robbie’s gran is also Swiss cheese.

Oh my god it’s robbie’s mum!!
She smells like scrumpy jacks, kensitas clubs and herpes!!!! Help!!!

by Cumbum12 April 18, 2023

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