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Luke

"Eww. Its luke"
by Vladimir The Cactus November 1, 2019
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Luke

Likes Knees, will steel them if possible. Also fond of elbows.
Watch out! Lukes coming for them knees!
by Tamzarian April 20, 2020
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Luke

A kid who looks homeless but is not.
Everyone thinks down of Luke but he is different inside.
by Lukesfriend November 11, 2019
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Luke

Luke tries to be the biggest homie hopper out of his friends. unfortunately that is the only 'big' thing he has going for him. if you want a vinnie hacker 2.0, lukey pukey is your go-to. mr. never sober is good with kids, but not with a skateboard. his hobbies include, searching for his missing crystals, and the missing piece in his life. which he is conviced he has found. if you are not a girl that is around 5'6-5'8, and is not in the grade below, keep looking because luke does not want you. Luke's only way of flirting is by telling girls to shut up and making them wear his lice-infested hat. lukes lips are bigger than his dick and that is a promise. kinda bite worthy though. (please never say that again miss girl). sorry my friend is a little obsessed with luke. you may think he his hot, but before you get too far along with this luke guy, make him move his hair out of his face. beware his actions are very different from his words. and his words usually are making fun of his friends...and urs.
"did you see luke the other day?"
"yeah, he ran into a stop sign."
by penisdaddylover69 July 16, 2021
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Luke

That luke is a right shithouse.
Our son will be a shot house so we will call him Luke
by -Jamfos930 August 3, 2020
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Luke

fucking sexy, loyal, 400% White Caucasian. Plays C.R. (clash royale)

His friends are C.R. addicts
by HEE bung June 4, 2019
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Luke

A man who is there for u through your rough and you good patches. Is loving and caring, brave, charming and drop dead gorgeous. He will stand up for you without you asking and you the woman he falls for will be the luckiest woman alive! No matter what they will always come back together. So don’t let him go!
by Biscuits69 June 12, 2018
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