hillbilly jo

funny lookin bearded guy on the big green tractor who always watches you and larry through the window, but don't know how to as the

OH MY BUCKET, IS THAT HILLBILLY JO? GET NAOW SCAT BOI! *spits in bucket across the coffee table*

by yodogspjs May 22, 2018

Hillbilly colonoscopy

When someone pisses in someone else's asshole.

The gym teacher and I performed a hillbilly colonoscopy, and now my asshole burns. At least I’m not constipated anymore.

by MPCSniperPug August 26, 2024

Missouri hillbilly buzzer

If so, your partner lays on his/her stomach while the other partner lubricates the whole with cream corn and siracha. The one doing the penetration lubricates his/her penis or strap on with pickle juice. They then begin the sexual activity while oinking like pigs.

Nick: hey watch ya doin tonight Luke.

Luke: oh I thought I thought I’d give you the ole Missouri hillbilly buzzer.

Jake: can I lather?

by Olesirmissouri January 22, 2021

Hunkin Dunkin Hillbilly

A Man/Woman who lives in a trailer park And/Or mountains and is the lowest grade of white trash

Guy 1: Yo bro have you seen Randal dis dude

Guy 2: - say no more about that Hunkin Dunkin Hillbilly

by _LILGHOSTWRITER_ November 29, 2018

Hillbilly Defrost

Hillbilly defrost is the act of pissing on the rear vehicle window to remove frost.

I had to hillbilly defrost my sisters sedan to pull out of the drive.

by Mufflertapper December 8, 2021

fat hillbilly

Man who is severely overweight and is missing part of his front tooth. Usually jobless and has an Obama phone.

The fat hillbilly got owned by the tiny fat man.

by Yankees10407 May 19, 2016

Hillbilly Washing Machine

When performing oral sex, the provider(s) insert a tide pod into their mouth(s) recieving a sudzy surprise upon completion. The participants walk away feeling relieved and clean.

The other night I gave Dale, my second cousin, a Hillbilly Washing Machine. It was refreshing.
- Bernice

by HillbillyDale7 June 6, 2018