Deer

Dumb ass animals that taste hella fucking good and you shot

I got that son of a bitch, who, the fucking deer

by Deer slayer 9000 November 24, 2021

Deer

A rumnant bastard that needs to be killed with a .270 rifle

Cleetus - Hey man, I killed me a deer just the other day!

Clint - was it big?

Cleetus - Yup, got me a big ole buck!

by Wolffur198 February 14, 2023

opaque deer

An animal, usually portrayed as blocking tweets with its own body, which can turn clear upon call to do so.

I can't see what you're saying! Turn the opaque deer clear!

by rayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy December 28, 2024

water deer

a mix between a dog and a deer that usually has vampire fangs and kinda looks retarded

mike:kyle why do you look so much like a water deer
kyle:...

by =======. October 1, 2019

jhon deer

a type of tracktor

KIEK DOAR! EEN JHON DEER! poah helemaal mooi

by don't use your real name twat January 9, 2017

deer tick dog

puopable tick transferred from deer to dick to dog to adam givin to everyone else in jesis room, always from dog fuckin the deer raping everyone in jesis room, isnt puopable at first, but is a little later after brock licks the stickly tuckly dicky sticky stuckle deer tick dog

crazy belt quinn is wearing farting out her mouth is a deer tick dog

by amber adam brock quinn January 13, 2008

ultimate deer splat

When an open topped vehicle hits a deer at speed causing the passengers to be splattered with bile, blood and urine from the deer

What’s he covered in?!

He was riding the rollercoaster when a deer stepped out in front of the carriage and he was sprayed in its bile and piss!

Wow! That is an Ultimate Deer Splat!

by Hedgehog Juggler March 21, 2025