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Commitment Puppy

A puppy adopted or bought to prove or force a relationship to be permanent. The modern equivalent of getting pregnant to force a marriage.
Girl 1: Wow, she sure does love that puppy. She's got to have posted at least 50 pictures of it.
Girl 2: It's her commitment puppy, didn't you notice how her boyfriend is in every picture?
by Fresh Edelweiss February 19, 2018
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go commit die

Term used by Roblox users to bypass the word "KY$" or "go commit sui*ide". It originated from an old popular Reddit post.
Roblox Player 1: hahaha you noob me pro
Roblox Player 2 : go commit die bro
by funnimemsxdd July 11, 2023
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commitable

Completely crazy; one foot in the looney bin; unfit for mingling with the general public
That persons is commitable. I have no idea why she expects to be treated like royalty; she is commitable.
by noepnope November 7, 2017
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commit alan

The art of instantly blocking someone the moment they remotely come close to insulting you
Person A : Haha i hope u get cancer
Person B : blocks Person A
Person A : I see he did the commit alan
by Sushi~ October 24, 2019
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<.7.9.7.6.>!!!the time for doubt is over now you must go after your number one goal with total commitment and total self-belief!!!<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.>!!!the time for doubt is over now you must go after your number one goal with total commitment and total self-belief!!!<.7.9.7.6.>
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Go commit Blob

Committing suicide because you are an attention whore and nobody gives you attention so you are depressed.
You: i'm so depressed nobody likes my postcards collection i worked so hard on
Somebody: Go commit Blob
by WH1T3_No1SE March 25, 2019
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