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feels like im pissing razor blades

You are hurt very badly; in a deep state of depression.
Wow, Trevor, after getting dumped by a girlfreind and being fired from my job, it feels like im pissing razor blades.
by name your November 15, 2007
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Easter island statue with an arse full of razor blades

Terminally po-faced, miserable, humourless. A term famously used by former Australian Prime Minister Paul Keating to describe former PM Malcolm Fraser.
"You look like an Easter Island statue with an arse full of razor blades."
by Zog The Undeniable February 21, 2007
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Blade

A tall, handsome, unable-to-die person from Honkai: Star Rail who will answer you with a sword if you call him "Bladie." He's a Wind Destruction DPS character who is trying to find a way to die (because being immortal sucks), and also "cleanse sins." This character abundantly features the Red Spider Lily in his design and animations.
I lost my 50/50, so I spent another $150 just to get Blade
by coldmail September 8, 2023
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Blade Running

As in, to Blade Run. The act of gaslighting one's significant other into thinking they are a sentient android with a four year lifespan and implanted memories.
Blade Running one's girlfriend is considered a Phillip K Dick move
by anonymous July 3, 2022
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Rave got da blade

A phrase someone says when they have broken head clippers and is getting shouted at by the person whos hair they are cutting
"Ouch that hurts"- victim

"Rave got da blade you ungratefull little twat"- barber
by WildWillez December 12, 2020
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Blade

Younger brother of Wolfiez, Insane BoxFighter, Zone wars player, arena player. Constantly overated by all of his so called "friends" that no one understands why he even wastes time with. He is a controller player that will box you like a fish and eat your ass! So if you see him in a real game, back out before he gives you nightmares.
Oh My God! Blade is in the game, we need to pray that he doesn't kill us!
by Anonymous Fortnite Player October 13, 2020
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Blade

an individual who is being lame or don’t wanna have fun
“Bro don’t be a blade let’s go out
by Mikey_funnyguy April 30, 2024
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