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Teenager

1. A human between the ages of 13 and 19.

2. The reason why the Internet is a cultural wasteland.
1. Billy is 16 years old. Billy is a teenager.

2. "Hai im billy lol this is mai Xanga I want errebody 2 read my XANGA bcause i ma cool cuz I ply CSS an im fukkin gooD WIT the AK and i got A GiRlFrIeNd nd we Kis all th TIme OLOL bUt Im hellA depresD An D the Wo RLd Fukkin suxxxxxxxxxx!!!!!"
by HotnBothered April 15, 2006
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Depraved Teenagers

Retarded teens that need to get a life and leave everyone else alone. Usually addicted to Myspace, Facebook, or Twitter.

Very sad excuses for human beings that usually stutter excessively or are "secret" whores. They may act like whores because they are deprived of attention, and they crave negative attention due to lack of attention at all.
Kristen Stewart.
Miley Cyrus.
Vanessa Hudgens.
Paris Hilton (Even thogh she's no longer a "teen")
^^^ All Depraved Teenagers.
by namronremmus December 29, 2009
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by The Only Truth Needed April 1, 2009
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Emo teenager

Emo is a typecast for depressed kids who whine alot and take sad pictures showing their mental strain over how hard it is to work at a videogame store when all they want to do is sit in a darkened corner and cut themselves. Nothing but their own low self ego makes them emo. Usually suburbanite, upper-middle class white adolescents.
Browse your MySpace and in about 3 clicks or less, you will see an emo teenager looking away from the camera as if their world is withering away.
by Mr. Sita September 22, 2008
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Teenage Conversation

Any conversation between two or more teenagers, typically from the suburbs, that ultimately ends with one person suggesting that they go to someone's basement and get drunk. Repeat this cycle about eighty times.
"Man, what are we gonna do tonight?!"
-'We can go bowling.'
"No, lanes close at 8."
-'We can get something to eat.'
"And after..."
-'Ughh, see a movie'
"That gets a bit repetitive after the third week in a row."
-'Oh I know, we can go to Mike's basement and get completely hammered.'
"Hooray, that's not all extremely depressing."
-"I cry myself to sleep..." (Teenage Conversation)
by IAmNotDoingMyEnglishPaper August 5, 2012
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Basic Teenager In The UK

Lets say that they live in crop tops, adidas superstars and they think they rule insta. These are a common species and can be found in nearly every shopping centre hanging outside of Victoria Secrets PINK or new look thinking they look cool yet they have no originality. They are killing off the nearly extinct Cool Teenager who listens to nirvana, sings and plays guitar, is a hippie and lights incense. The Cool Teens are the ones we need not the basic bitches.
Look at her she is such basic teenager in the UK.
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