Taco Bell Trumpet

The rancid and boisterous flatulence resulting from a late night Taco Bell frenzy sometimes compounded by heavy drinking, which is usually the impetus of a fast food craving. Tonal ranges of a Taco Bell Trumpet are similar to that of the actual brass instrument of the same namesake.

See also: blowing bubbles in the mashed potatoes
I'm sure the broccoli soup at the craft beer festival didn't help, but those those cheesy gordita crunches really got me playing the Taco Bell Trumpet this morning.
by Deertay July 31, 2018
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Taco Bell whore

A person that doesn’t need a reason to go to Taco Bell, but now has a reason to go to Taco Bell.
Dammit Jim! I’m a Taco Bell whore, not a doctor!
by jim24144 October 03, 2022
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taco bell internet

Slow ass internet such as the kind you'd get from using the free WiFi at a Taco Bell.
Griff: This Taco Bell internet is laggy as hell.
Tucker: Yeah dude, you're rubber banding all over the place.
by GDubz019 July 26, 2021
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Taco Bell Tummy

When you have a tummy ache so bad that you're going to explode a toilet

Usually takes place after eating taco bell
John: "Bro I have taco bell tummy so bad right now"
Joe: "Alright man bathroom is down the hall"
by Mosue April 25, 2023
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shitting taco bell style

The act of farting while taking a shit that sounds like a running lawn mower
"Do you hear that in the bathroom over there? Someone is shitting Taco Bell style."
by Fucking moron October 17, 2017
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taco bell bathrooms

when you try to say the place is exploded
Dude this dump looks like taco bell bathrooms!
by HCtheFUNNYMAN September 13, 2023
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“babe you already know my order, two cheesy gordita crunch medium dr pepper
(aka What hot girls get at taco bell)
by ilikepain December 03, 2021
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