swimming in the yellow bitch

having sex with an asian woman

I am swimming in the yellow bitch, in the red 911 looking devilish. - Means a person has sex with an asian woman in a red porsche 911 car.

by vdubb1 December 27, 2011

Pink Swim Cap

Before sexual intercourse a bald male first shaves off his or the females pubic hair. Then pours a bowl (or glass) of his own semen on his head and proceeds to place the pubes onto his noggin. After securing the pubic hair toupee the man spreads the womans vagina and shoves his head inside of the "Pink Swim Cap".

"Dude when I gave that chick a pink swim cap it reminded me of the days when I had a full head of hair."

by Themailman May 6, 2005

floor swimming apple

A sim named apple that when removed from the pool and placed in the house will swim around like they're still in the pool

Look at that floor swimming apple over there! :O

by panda cat February 16, 2009

olympic swim team

Someone who smokes a bunch of weed so there eyes are always red as if from the chlorine

Dude 1: dude I'm part of the olympic swim team
Dude 2: hell ya man your eyes are even red now!

by dude7 May 17, 2014

in there like swim wear

When you're spunt as a Bitch on meth and start swimming through the concrete with a Snorkle an Speedo on no matter the weather.

Yo bro wanna hit a hotrail with me and get in there like swim wear!

Dude I haven't slept in 3 days im in there like swimwear dog!

by DerekIsInThere June 3, 2019

pudgy swim-ring

Chubby girls who think they look hot in shorty tops and low rise jeans with their bulging midriff looking like an overinflated swim-ring.

Eeeewwww,GROSS! Look at that chunker with her pudgy swim-ring exposed.

by wolfbait51 November 24, 2011

take the kids swimming

For a gay man, it refers to him taking a dump. The "kids" are really turds, analogous to a woman's childbirth

That was a big meal we had. It's time for me to take the kids swimming.

by bigredtaurus June 8, 2016