Article of clothing adopted by "Urban" men on the "down-low", in the hopes of passing as straight, but often failing miserably.
by Bob Pooner March 17, 2011

While Frank and Joe wear their button up shirts proudly, with a couple buttons undone at the top, their fragile friend, Sam, wears a sweater vest to dress up.
by BizzyBea March 11, 2011

by lard_ass_hogan February 14, 2010

A brightly colored sweater with intricate geometric patterns meant to confuse and distract women so that her drink can be drugged without her noticing.
by Doc Bliss September 2, 2016

When a man ejaculates on a lady friend's face and the try to wipe it off using cotton balls, but the fluff off of the cotton balls get stuck on her face making her a sweater face!
by Koolatron February 2, 2008

by florence lawrence April 12, 2008

"Did you see Michael's Benz?"
"Yeah, it was pretty sick. I remember when he used to be barely making it off his pay at the video rental place"
"Yeah, but his billionaire uncle kicked and left it all to him. He's Gucci-sweater now.
"Yeah, it was pretty sick. I remember when he used to be barely making it off his pay at the video rental place"
"Yeah, but his billionaire uncle kicked and left it all to him. He's Gucci-sweater now.
by big poppah May 1, 2007
