Swonking

The ability to suck your own dick

Billy: Is that guy swonking over there?
Jim: I think he might
Billy: Nasty

by SWONK September 16, 2014

shwooking

facebooking whilst shitting. Posting statuses about being on the toilet

Baylie was shwooking in the bathroom.

by the original shwooker April 16, 2014

Tworking out

A combination of twerking and working out. Giving you ass a really good workout, ready to be fit to twerk.

Tworking out at the gym today.

by Miss mane November 2, 2014

storming norman

A person who is known by the name of "Norman" and often kicks up some form of a storm.

There's that cunt Storming Norman, he's kicking up a storm already.

by SuckMyPlums December 18, 2014

Storming Rohrman

When an Asian-white kid hits it from the back

"John Cho just hit Alexis with a Storming Rohrman"

by EH40 April 22, 2015

stroking the magic dragon

stroking the magic dragon is a slur meaning giving a hand job to a very angry person

I woke up my lover while stroking the magic dragon and ended up face first into the floor

by TheDefinerUSA June 23, 2016

stroking the magic dragon

A slur meaning an infuriated person is being touched and it causes both discomfort and pleasure

I woke my lover up by stroking the magic dragon and suddenly I was on the floor moaning in seconds for the dragon was awoken inside them

by TheDefinerUSA June 22, 2016