Stonchi

1. You stink up the gaff, etc you are the most boring person at the party.

2. You stink bruv

Your the stonchiest guy I know

by Jmoney and de john December 8, 2023

Slouchy

A term coined by tamikaxxx on tiktok. Defined in the 100k cals eaten for 100k subs video from Mistress Isabelle Brookes on YouTube with an example.

When the meat falls right off the bone.

"That rib is slouchy."

by bigolbiggan June 25, 2024

stouph

The act of shutting in one’s handed and smooshing or throwing it in one others face

You’re gonna get a good ol’ Stouph later

by Mhm sure oh really December 13, 2024

Stouph

The act of shitting in ones hand and smooshing or throwing it another’s face

You’re gonna get a good Ol' Stouph later tonight

by Mhm sure oh really December 13, 2024

Stochastic Systems

Systems that incorporate randomness—where outcomes are probabilistic, not deterministic. Stochastic Systems are the mathematics of uncertainty, of processes that can only be described statistically. They're used to model everything from stock prices to particle behavior to queuing. Stochastic Systems recognize that the world is not clockwork, that randomness is real, that prediction is probabilistic. They're the tools of modern finance, of statistical physics, of any domain where chance matters. Understanding Stochastic Systems is understanding a world where certainty is impossible, where we must think in probabilities, where risk is real.

Example: "He wanted certain predictions; Stochastic Systems gave him probabilities instead. The stock would go up with 60% probability, down with 40%. He hated the uncertainty, wanted certainty. But the market was stochastic; certainty was impossible. He had to learn to think in probabilities—or lose money trying to pretend he could know."

by Dumu The Void March 7, 2026

StOcHaStIc MeHmEhMeH

Well, you can say that but did anyone get out of the weaponized schizophrenia surveillance apparatus WITHOUT doing any of the things I said? Either without using my work, killing themselves, mass murder, and/or being pulled out by someone trying to stop the wind so that the person could shill for the Jews? What is the trajectory of these people's lives between the time it starts and now?

Hym "It'S StOcHaStIc MeHmEhMeH! StOcHaStIc MeHmEhMeH! Give me a break? It's either full-credit for all the things I've done up to and including the creation of AI or child murder. There can be no other outcome. And you have to come up with a solution for the weaponized schizophrenia either way. I am how many conclusions can you reasonably derive from the situation I'm in? Do you want you to be expected to submit to the whim of the retards she's surrounded by in perpetuity? Oh! NO!? You DON'T want that!? OH! What then I guess YOU'RE WELCOME! Now... SAY THE VAT OF ACID IS GOOD! You love the vat of acid."

by Hym Iam July 10, 2025

Scouch

Scouch is what you call the homie.

“Ayo scouch let’s go to the mall”

by lilscorch69 August 11, 2025