by SAM:> April 15, 2009
“My buddy Darlington lost his balls and scrot in a freak accident. Now he just has an epic straight stick.”
“Jeff is afraid to look at his straight stick because he’s terrified of snakes.”
“Jeff is afraid to look at his straight stick because he’s terrified of snakes.”
by Travis123456 August 10, 2022
Any elongated blunt instrument used to beat common sense into one's uninformed counterpart. At times, a schwackum stick can be a doppleganger for a golf club, baseball bat, tree limb, shillelagh, or sawed-off pool cue.
One day, while driving down the road one bright, country day we see a cow in the middle of the road. We honked, it didn't move. So we reached in the back for what we call our schwackum sticks and we schwacked that cow back to the field where it belonged.
by Chris "Your Hero" Mock November 14, 2010
a plastic "syringe-like" device capable of "injecting" 24 ounces of the beer of your choice directly to your gullet, head, face, dome, brain or whatever you have left...
by Daddy Grean Jeans October 09, 2009
Gummy Sticks is a game for BOYS ONLY. All the boys take off their pants and wave their gummy stick around. Anyone who's stick is no longer gummy (gets and erection) is out and everyone else continues to play.
All of the guys took off their pants and played gummy sticks with each other.
Kevin got a boner so he is out.
Kevin got a boner so he is out.
by RainbowTheZookeeper March 14, 2014
P1: "Ewww did you see Josh kissing that attention whore Kelsey?"
P2:"Barf on a stick."
P1: "Did you do the twenty pages of Spanish homework yet?"
P2: "Barf on a stick! I totally forgot!"
P2:"Barf on a stick."
P1: "Did you do the twenty pages of Spanish homework yet?"
P2: "Barf on a stick! I totally forgot!"
by Ohdeer October 20, 2009
To receive a sloppy blow job from a prostitue that has been freshening up her mouth with Listerene in between tricks. Lister Sticking leaves your flaccid knob minty fresh upon nutting up that dirty whore.
Dan picked up a prostitute after work. He realized she must have been a busy girl because after she slobbed his knob she left him with a Lister Stick.
by Eaton Holgoode October 06, 2015