Squeezer

Wanker, usaully applied in a non-literal manner.

Steve-"Robert is giving me the shits. He borrowed $20 and said he can't pay it back, but he just bought a new car, he is a trainee and tells me how to do my job and he only talks about how hot his misses is and she's a dog!"
Greg- "what a squeezer"

by Stevwoodius Bogan 2 April 5, 2009

Main Squeeze

A word commonly used in substitute for girlfriend, or lover.

"sorry dude, i cant go clubin' tonight, im chillin' with the Main Squeeze."

by Kenny Koston September 29, 2011

Squeeze cheese

Trying to expel a fart using force, usually with the intent of creating or maximizing noise.

When the movie theater got quiet, I tried to squeeze cheese to get a good laugh.

by Two11two February 20, 2009

Squeezer

When a person thinks they are really good at a task, but in reality they are terrible at it.

Joe thinks he’s so good on the router, he’s such a squeezer

by Phill Hayward June 5, 2019

Man Squeeze

A man squeeze is the accepted term for a male slut

A slut, in case your unsure of the definition, is a woman that has had sexual relations with multiple partners. And a man squeeze is just the male version.

Franklin: Wow, I never knew Rico was such a slut!
Betty: Yeah, I know, he's such a man squeeze!

by she-lo lo August 5, 2008

the lemon squeeze

When someone inserts the index and middle finger in the vagina, then inserts the thumb in the anus. Then you squeeze the taint together like a lemon

I gave her the lemon squeeze
Fingermasturbate

by Rob 409 September 25, 2016

Squeeze the Cat

Having to use go to the bathroom. Number 1 or 2.

Dan had to make a pitstop on the way to his meeting, so he could Squeeze the Cat.

by Mister Wunderful November 2, 2007