spinterest

Spinterest is when housewives go the gym and slowly pedal the stationary bike while flipping through Pinterest posts on their cell phones. Spinterest is a combination of the word spinning (intense stationary cycling) and Pinterest.

“Honey, I’m going to the gym and do some Spinterest.”

by AccountingDroid May 31, 2017

splinter cell

One of the most over rated games I have ever played. Okay maybe that is a little harsh. It does have great graphics but many have said that it is better than Hideo Kojima's brilliant Metal gear Solid series when in reality it does not do anything that hasn't been done before. It is not even as good. The game is so linear. If an alarm is rang then the missions is over. That sucks. Not nearly as good as metal Gear Solid. I give it a 6.5/10

Solid Snake could kick Sam Fisher's ass.

by Okita-Sama March 13, 2005

spoit

a general insult derived from the word sport

person #1:yo, you a spoit

person #2: what the fuck is a spoit man?

person #1:you

by pansie July 2, 2004

Spontaneous Gonorrhea II

Gonorrhea II is another more lesser-known form of the infamous STD which has symptoms that manifest themselves in the following ways...

1. You throw up constantly and for no reason, as in even on an empty stomach.

2. You pass out every thirty minutes, and will most likely drown in incorrectly thrown-out shit (throw-up) unless some stupid-ass turns you on your stomach or is somehow able to waken you immediatly.

3. After at least a year of having the disease (if you're unlucky enough to live that long through all the constant upheavals) you begin to have terrible heaves when throwing up, because your body will be improperly trying to execute symptom #4.

4. But it will eventually execute it correctly, and you will begin to shit out all of your vital organs, starting with your spleen, and working its way up to your esophagus, and eventually to your windpipe. But you won't make it that long, as you will die seconds after shitting out your heart or lungs. Though it seems to be physically inopinable and totally medically untrue, it can and will happen to nearly a hundred Americans each month. Why only Americans? Because they're all wusses and sellouts and deserve such a gruesome form of dying.

by lazirus July 8, 2004

spaint

When a girl who uses spray tan gets a little overzealous and ends up with a spray tanned taint.

Guy 1: "How was that girl you hooked up with last night?" Guy 2: "She had a great ass but when the thong came off i saw her spaint."

by taint slayer May 16, 2010

Spoinky

Half way between something being spooky and pointy

I fucked a guy yesterday and he had a really spoinky penis

by Mrcarryon 2.0 October 30, 2017

Spontané

It's french for Spontaneous

French : Prendre un risque, vivre la vie au maximum, pas de projets, "ne pense pas juste faire". Être spontané, c'est être le plus décontracté avec le flux et avoir du plaisir, on ne se fâcherait jamais si les plans changeaient, on s'exciterait parce que cela deviendrait spontané.

"Hey qu'est-ce que vous voulez faire ce soir?" - dana
"Nous avions ces plans pour aller voir le mouvement de 11 heures" -Celeste
"Pourquoi ne pas monter dans la voiture et juste conduire et voir où nous finissons par aller ou ce que nous pensons." - cassidy
"Allons-y, ce sera une aventure spontanée, oublie les films." - dana

English : Taking a risk, living life to the fullest, no plans, "don't think just do". To be spontaneous is to be the most relaxed go with the flow and have fun person, you would never get mad if plans changed you would get excited because than it would become spontaneous.

"Hey what do you guys wanna do tonight?"-dana

"We had those plans to go see the 11 o'clock move"-Celeste

"Why don't we get in the car and just drive and see where we end up going or what we think of."-cassidy

"Let's go it will be a spontaneous adventure,forget the movies."-dana

by JulAce January 15, 2018