the spider is on the bookshelf

simply means "everything is alright, relax"

was invented by a crazy ass maniac 200 years ago when he tried to send an email to his granny, asking for 10 apples.

Dude: Whoa, holy shite, I hope my gf doesn't find out that i screwed her mom last night, fuck...

Other dude: Man don't worry, the spider is on the bookshelf.

by t.nu August 26, 2009

WIRE SPIDER

The WIRE SPIDER is the spitefull itch that only occurs in your anal area especially when you are in a long que at the bank or supermarket etc... Where you have absolutely no chance of a sly scratch without incurring your fellow quists disgust!! Ouch!!

Friend seen clenching, buttocks, together and squirming in supermarket que. With a very pained facial expression. "Whats the matter my friend?" you ask. "Im having a wire spider attack, mate" he replies, You leave, discreetly. Chuckling, as you go...

by Loopy Legend May 22, 2009

spider hole

One's anus, but an "inny" as opposed to a balloon knot which is an "outty". Much like inny's and outty's when referrring to belly buttons.

I would love to penetrate that spider hole!

by C CO PROWLER August 12, 2006

The Spider-Man

When a male is receiving oral sex, The Spider-Man is the act of pulling out his member just prior to ejaculation, then unloading into his own hand and then flinging it in a web-throwing motion directly into the eyes of the one servicing him.

There's nothing quite as satisfying as when I first introduced my girlfriend to The Spider-Man.

by MattDoesntMatter May 23, 2007

Barking Spiders

Another name for a short yet loud fart

*fart*
Guy: Damn! Barking Spiders

by T.I.M October 17, 2008

spider loc

A new addition to G-Unit West. He has difficulty rapping because of his limited vocabulary. Many critics have deplored his simple rhymes. He got signed by freestyling for 50 Cent who was apparently drunk at the time. Spider Loc tried to diss The Game with two disses, but was hit hard when The Game responded with 240 Bars (Spider Joke)

Spider Loc is a joke.

by Drankin' Smokin' Straight West Coastin' April 23, 2006

spider-girl

May "Mayday" Parker. Daughter of Peter "Spider-Man" Parker and Mary Jane Watson-Parker. Active in the Marvel Comics parralell universe refered to as "MC2" (Marvel Comics 2)
Introduced in What if... volume 2 #105

-Have you read the new Spider-girl?
-No, that sounds like a cheap knock-off.
- FU, Spider-girl pwns, DeFalco is teh shit

by Nasmannen October 23, 2005