The act of your significant other latching onto your face with his or her mouth and moving it around your face, creating a trail of saliva similar to one that a slug would make.
by sofuckinghot November 11, 2010
by Jennyyy November 14, 2007
An idiot to the infinite power. Someone so stupid that even being in their presence can make you stupider. Worst part about a brain slug is that they don't know how stupid they are/sound. They may often use large words to appear smart
Warning....If you are in the presence of a Brain Slug don't engage them in an argument, and/or a conversation JUST LET IT GO.
Warning....If you are in the presence of a Brain Slug don't engage them in an argument, and/or a conversation JUST LET IT GO.
Reggie: For 20 pts what is 10x1?
Brain Slug: Well seeing as they can be reciprocals of one another I'm going to change the problem into what is 9x2 which the answer is 18
Reggie: What you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I've ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response was there anything that could even be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
Brain Slug: Well seeing as they can be reciprocals of one another I'm going to change the problem into what is 9x2 which the answer is 18
Reggie: What you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I've ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response was there anything that could even be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
by Mayor McCheesenstein June 28, 2013
by C44444 March 06, 2019
One of the world's best rappers ever. Known for his darker style music, and amazing hair, he's from CT.
by thatdudewhosalive July 03, 2018
A person who wenks off in public restrooms slowly, while everyone else waits outside plugging or hold their apingals in discomfort.
by Vince Garcia June 06, 2006
DUDE!!! She has a banana slug sweatshirt. It's like so totally meditating. I must have one now!!! *steals*
by colorguardhobbit October 10, 2004