An incredibly stupid person. Usually found attempting to write a scathingly sarcastic comment and then misspelling the simple words in it. Also one who misspells swear words.
She attempted to call a lady in Wal-Mart a fat bitch who yells at her poor kids except she wrote porr and bich. What a simpleton!!
by Karinmag October 6, 2015
Get the Simpleton mug.A maple sampler is a Canadian who goes from tree to tree sampling maple syrup. They go around speaking like Sarah Palin, saying aboot and 'eh all the time, tapping trees, and talking about ice because there isn't anything else up there.
Katie: The US sucks
Dave: The US is awesome, Canadians are nothing but maple samplers.
Katie: What?
Dave: Yea, I said it. So, hows the syrup 'eh? Is the ice nice and thick yet? Aboot how thick?
Katie: nuh-uh.
Dave: The US is awesome, Canadians are nothing but maple samplers.
Katie: What?
Dave: Yea, I said it. So, hows the syrup 'eh? Is the ice nice and thick yet? Aboot how thick?
Katie: nuh-uh.
by Cdizzeley January 26, 2010
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by xox..::JaZmin::..xox October 4, 2005
Get the Simple Plan mug.When approaching a lady, or dude, offer them a sampler. This is comprised of no more than 5 sexual activites, without penetration, lasting no more than 30 seconds each. It is a small taste of what you consider to be your best maneuvers.
by Christine Jeremy December 15, 2008
Get the Sampler mug.a french canadian band with a lot of talent who don't get enough credit. since they write about real life, say their words plainly, and have lyrics that make sense some people don't like them.
"emo" kid: simple plan sucks, they're so not hardcore like bands that sing "kill me DEAD, my life sucks because I'm grounded", "I hate my life so shove a fork in my head", and "i slit my wrists because I don't get my way".
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A person who is felt to be extra deficient in judgment, good sense, or intelligence; a fool.
A person who is felt to be extra deficient in judgment, good sense, or intelligence; a fool.
Your simpletonnessness astounds me
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