balut speed

prematured duck/chicken egg speed

"man I hit balut speed in my ferrari yesterday."

by chuck mclovin January 14, 2008

sheeder

a stupid looking cat that you want to kick around like a ball.

Hey watch me kick that stupid sheeder around the place

by BAXTER May 21, 2004

speedbumping

A variation of the bump and grind which results in accidental or "accidental" penetration...aka sex on a dance floor.

Joe: "So dude, how was the party last night?"

Dan: "Man, it was awesome, me and Kelly were grinding all night and then....we started speedbumping."

Joe: "No way man! Nice!"

by Yeskimo August 19, 2009

High-Speed, Low-Drag

Adj.

1. A high quality, efficient way to do something, performed with exceptional speed, but still simple and streamlined.

e.g "Let me draw you a high-speed, low-drag picture of America... not to scale."

by IaiaIsGod April 23, 2012

speeder maid

Like a meter-maid, except operates a speed trap and issues speeding tickets instead of parking tickets. Most often seen hiding behind photo-radar equipment.

There's a speeder maid set up on the off ramp today, watch out!

by CanukJim September 27, 2005

high speed chicken feed

A generic term to used to by truck drivers looking for a buzz.

Anybody got any high speed chicken feed, come in?

by DaveHondoras December 28, 2005

shpedoinkle

Taken from the movie "cannibal" by the makers of South Park, shpedoinkle is a very versatile word, meaning usually either "very good" or used as an exclamation of pain or agrivation. Generally used directly after the expression "ahh"

"Ah! Shpedoinkle! I just spilled hot soup on my lap!"

"Ahh.....what a shpedoinkle day.."

by bojangles8885 February 17, 2003