When the male partner knights the female with his penis by tapping both shoulders and then EXPLODING on her face, creating a jizzy helmet.
"Bitch was trippin' so Sir Joseph had to give that bitch the good ol' Knight In Shining Armor. Dub nigga."
by Ricky George December 28, 2007
Get the Knight In Shining Armormug. by AAMCI September 19, 2005
Get the Getting your Shine onmug. There are two definitions used for Monkey Shines.
1. A fight or dispute among friends
2. A rut of bad luck
1. A fight or dispute among friends
2. A rut of bad luck
def. 1 - Johnny and I had a bit of the ol' monkey shines this evening
def. 2 - Will these monkey shines never end?
def. 2 - Will these monkey shines never end?
by starlightdreamer92 December 29, 2008
Get the Monkey Shinesmug. by T.M.T. June 19, 2008
Get the Kuso shite shinemug. you might of heard this famous quote before, as well as many other memes or vines, but if you live under a fucking rock you greasy bitch, rise and shine is a famous quote from the one and only kardashiono, your parents probably say that gay shit to you too, gay boy
“wake stormy up, anddd get outta here, and show you guys her room!”
*walks into the poor child’s room, hoping that she didn’t kill herself*
“RHIISE AND SHYYNE (rise and shine in english)”
thank you - gay nigga
*walks into the poor child’s room, hoping that she didn’t kill herself*
“RHIISE AND SHYYNE (rise and shine in english)”
thank you - gay nigga
by gangbang420 October 18, 2019
Get the rise and shinemug. When a man shaves his balls and ass to the point that there's absolutely no hair left and it's totally smooth down there.
Then he has a shower and lotions.
Then he has a shower and lotions.
"this girl wanted to eat my ass last week, thank god I had the gay man's shine going on so I had to allow it"
by Higgiesmalls December 26, 2021
Get the The Gay Man's Shinemug. Words said by our beloved marvel character Loki before A FUCKING UGLY PRUNE STRANGLED HIM TO DEATH (even though most the fandom know he's probably still alive amen to our beloved trickster)
IT IS ONE OF THE MOST TRIGGERING LINES FOR ANY MARVEL FAN SAME GOES FOR "I don't wanna go, I'm sorry" said by our beloved peter Parker aka spider man THE RUSSOS CAN FUCK OF WITH THEIR BULLSHIT OF TOM HIDDLESTON IS TOO OLD TO PLAY LOKI BECAUSE WE ALL KNOW HE. IS. ALIVE.
IT IS ONE OF THE MOST TRIGGERING LINES FOR ANY MARVEL FAN SAME GOES FOR "I don't wanna go, I'm sorry" said by our beloved peter Parker aka spider man THE RUSSOS CAN FUCK OF WITH THEIR BULLSHIT OF TOM HIDDLESTON IS TOO OLD TO PLAY LOKI BECAUSE WE ALL KNOW HE. IS. ALIVE.
by cupcakessssssss June 21, 2018
Get the the sun will shine on us againmug.