wank shank

When you shank someone with your wank or they shank you with your wank. Or the other person grabs a sharp object and shanks you in the wank or you do that with an object to the other person.

Stop being such a Wank Shank!

Stop Wank Shanking me!

by Doun Sin Drum Jey March 11, 2017

shank yanker

A middle-aged man who masterbates with a knife while listening to the recorded sound of children screaming.

When the cleaning lady opened the drawer and found a rusted blade and a spooge-stained tape recorder, she knew there was a shank yanker inhabiting the room.

by ickabodCANE February 26, 2004

Shank War

A fight consisting of thrusts or jabs to the side commonly used by teenagers.

"Yo, that shank war in math class yesterday was tyte!"

by XxThe_WalrusxX January 22, 2010

Jizz-Shank

A knife fashioned in prison using successive layers of phone book pages soaked in one's semen. A Jizz-Shank is made over several months or years, usually. It generally takes about one night for a layer to dry.

I's gonna stab Marty in the lunchroom with my "Jizz-Shank!"

by Nico Nico Nico January 16, 2008

wanker shank

the act of stabbing someone while they're wanking (masturbating)

dude, did you hear about fuqua? he got wanker shanked in the bathroom while he was ejaculating!

by the Damon8r January 10, 2009

Corn Shank

a shank made from a corn cob

Those indians just tried to corn shank me!

by zane houston April 20, 2008

Armitage shank

The act of shaking one's penis after urinating to remove any remaining drops of liquid.

Taken from the popular (and oft seen) British toilet manufacturer, Armitage Shanks.

Did you see that bloke? He was doin' the old Armitage Shank a bit too vigorously.

by crudux_cruo September 2, 2009