soccer shank

Kicking the ball way over the goal. A soccer term only. Ex. one would say, "That was an air ball!" in basketball. However, in soccer one would say "He shanked that ball!"

He really soccer shanked that ball!

by the smart asian June 22, 2014

shank yanker

A middle-aged man who masterbates with a knife while listening to the recorded sound of children screaming.

When the cleaning lady opened the drawer and found a rusted blade and a spooge-stained tape recorder, she knew there was a shank yanker inhabiting the room.

by ickabodCANE February 26, 2004

Corn Shank

a shank made from a corn cob

Those indians just tried to corn shank me!

by zane houston April 20, 2008

wanker shank

the act of stabbing someone while they're wanking (masturbating)

dude, did you hear about fuqua? he got wanker shanked in the bathroom while he was ejaculating!

by the Damon8r January 10, 2009

Jizz-Shank

A knife fashioned in prison using successive layers of phone book pages soaked in one's semen. A Jizz-Shank is made over several months or years, usually. It generally takes about one night for a layer to dry.

I's gonna stab Marty in the lunchroom with my "Jizz-Shank!"

by Nico Nico Nico January 16, 2008

Shank War

A fight consisting of thrusts or jabs to the side commonly used by teenagers.

"Yo, that shank war in math class yesterday was tyte!"

by XxThe_WalrusxX January 22, 2010

chocolate shank

The punching of someone's asshole. The objective is not to actually enter the asshole, but usually as a retaliation when noticing that one's partner is about to defecate on one's face or chest during physical relations.

It can also be used in a more general sense when punching someone's exposed asshole for a myriad of reasons.

That dude was about to lay a Cleveland steamer on me, so I gave him a chocolate shank.

by Ross Sewage October 26, 2006