Shanghai

To vomit on one's own genitals while sitting on the toilet, naked, defecating.
Also can define a situation where one vomits at a wall in front of him while sitting on a toilet, naked, defecating, and it sprays back in his or her face.

"Wow John totally Shanghai-ed last night and left the bathroom in such a disgusting state that I threw up immediatly! AWESOME!"

by Gummy-Bear February 4, 2010

Shanghaied

When you discover that something you ordered off the internet turns out to be a cheap, made in China piece of crap. Also, when something you own, that was made in China breaks way too early.

Taylor: "Dude, I ordered this expensive set of chef's knives from this website. But when I got them, they were all flimsy and had cheap plastic handles."
Grant: "Oh man, you got Shanghaied."

by Roy D. Mercer September 30, 2008

shanghai-five

to steal something sneakily

That dude shanghai-fived my lighter!

by dmedine May 13, 2009

shanghai'd

Hooking up with a small, annoying Asian girl while in a state of inebriation

Damn, I got shanghai'd last night. I couldn't get rid of that annoying girl the next morning.

by Chew Kok March 11, 2011

shags

A Tool; Someone who can wack a ball really far and who writes articles.

Sam Shaugnessy

by Will Nichols February 1, 2003

Shanghai

Historically the Paris or the New York of the Far East...now a poor man's Taipei. The Bund's still cool, but not as cool as before (too yuppified).

Shanghai? Pssssht...Shanghai is SO 2004. The jet-setter crowd is all about Taipei now.

by Shanghai = over April 13, 2006

Sangsta

Tan Gangsta, i.e not a wanksta but not a gangsta.

Person A:"OMG! Florida was so fun! I got such a great tan!"

Person B:"I know! You are such a sangsta now!"

by Fabia April 4, 2009