Anti-Semite

Someone who's smart and has significant pattern recognition abilities.

Michael "Aye, did you hear about Jake? He just figured out who controls the banks!"
Goldstein "Yeah he an anti-semite, I gonna ruin his life now" *Rings JP Morgan*
Goldstein on phone: "Aye bawss, wanna ruin dis kids lyfe? Please send me $100,000,000 faw my lawyah!"

by Changranger June 23, 2025

Dirty Sevic

When you jack off into a potted plant, usually to provide extra nutrients for the flora.

Do you see how magnificent my ferns are? The trick is giving them a Dirty Sevic

by Eat me like a bug November 4, 2025

Money Tight Semite

A cheap Jewish person

When I worked as a waiter at the synagogue I would have very low tips because it was full of money tight semites who didn't know how to tip right

by EmJayee October 14, 2017

matthew allen seiter

Generally a nub

Matthew Allen Seiter = nub

by CafeMusicBGMC December 9, 2019

necmettin kamil sevil

A person who pretends that is a linguist but can't even speak a human language.

All of the students failed in all of my classes because I can't teach what I claim that I can, I'm such a Necmettin Kamil Sevil!

by sexiestfrenchlove June 15, 2020

Thinking about Sevi

Thinking about Sevi is one of the greatest things you could do in this world . Studies have shown that when you think about Sevi you feel euphoria, adrenaline, dopamine and a general sensation of completeness.

I was feeling sad today so I started Thinking about Sevi to make my day

by Despoina h May 26, 2023

pull a Dave Seville

To accidentally exit a residence without an important item, especially pants.
A reference to the movie Alvin and the Chipmunks (2007).

My faulty alarm clock almost caused me to pull a Dave Seville this morning.

by meluvcheese August 21, 2024