The Second Coming

After you've taken a shit and are ready to leave the bathroom, you are struck with a crucifixion of your internal organs causing you to shit a second time and repeat the pooping process over again.

"I was about to leave the bathroom when all the sudden The Second Coming took place upon my bowels."

by Backhand Blasphemy January 1, 2017

Epping Secondary College

Shittest school out. Teachers don't know shit and will exit you for breathing. It's druggie galore and everyone acts top shit like they own the place
You'll want to jump off a bridge after being at this school for a day so a few words of wisdom

DON'T GO TO THIS PATHETIC EXCUSE OF A SCHOOL

Boy: so, what school you go to?
Girl: Epping Secondary College why?
Boy: hang on a second im getting a phone call *calls cops*

by Lmfaobye September 16, 2018

Secondively

In addition to a point made earlier.

"And secondively, I know you are the big marriage expert...Oh I'm sorry, I forgot...your wife is dead!" - Tobias Fünke

by Gob Bluth, Illusionist January 16, 2009

Stouffville District Secondary school

Stouffville District Secondary School is a predominantly white and brown school, it’s seen as a shit school with reckless students. It’s filled with druggys and stoners and it’s the home of Acid Boy, who one day decided to take acid at school, had a bad trip and bat shit crazy. He beat up many people, got jumped and ended it by giving the principal a smooch on the lips. His legacy lives one.

Person 1: hey you go to Stouffville District Secondary School?
Person 2: yeah why?
Person 1: you hate your life?
Person 2: yes
Sdss is a school

by Poop yooo October 21, 2021

St. Patrick's secondary school

One if the best secondary schools located in the East of singapore. Very elite school with the top most priority of training your sons to become a YP. St. Patrick's secondary school is a place where you grow to become a better person or you devolve into a piece of shit.

St. Patrick's Secondary School is a "great school" for learning

by Lemmydog August 22, 2021

season's greedings

In the Christmas/Holiday season, any greeting whose sole instrumental purpose is a financial transaction.

When an employee of a retail establishment greets a shopper in the fourth quarter of the fiscal year-- though in particular, beginning on Black Friday.

CLERK: "Season's Greedings, Ma'am."
SHOPPER: "Thanks, and Happy Holidays to you, too. Do you accept American Express?"

'Merry Christmas' and 'Happy Holidays' are the most common season's greedings.

by Neologian-PJG December 25, 2011

silly season

A term for the period in the year where the media/press (particularly newspapers, tabloids) do not have enough articles to fill the paper/schedule, and so resort to unverifiable, trivial, irrelevant, stupid or hoax stories. Phrase used particularly in British satire.

When reading a newspaper: "'Buckingham Palace corridors are fitted with traffic lights to stop staff bumping into the Queen?' Must be silly season again."

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/magazine/4198990.stm

Examples of silly season stories:

"Senator John Kerry once rescued a hamster from the sea and massaged it back to life"
"Bebo tries to beam messages to Earth-like planet"
"A rabbit started a fire at Devizes cricket club in Wiltshire, causing more than £50,000 damage"
"A woman has bequeathed to her children a piece of fruit that has been in her family since 1921"

by Vanderdecken November 2, 2008