The most retarded overweight cow ever to exist
She does it with natives that dont wear protection because she cant afford to buy the protection
She is really short and likes to eat people
she only has 1 or two friends cause she tried to eat the other ones
She does it with natives that dont wear protection because she cant afford to buy the protection
She is really short and likes to eat people
she only has 1 or two friends cause she tried to eat the other ones
did you see Temy the Semi last night
"yea she pulled out her penis on me and she tried to rape me"
"damn she tried that on me"
"yea she pulled out her penis on me and she tried to rape me"
"damn she tried that on me"
by ROFLPWNTHESYSTEM March 29, 2009
Get the Temy the Semimug. This is a fuck you to anyone who cares, i identify as bi semi sexual and no one can define it as anything else since I'm the first so haw now what is it? I'm not sure, it just something to add if you need more things for your Instagram post
by Daddy_devito24 September 25, 2022
Get the bi semi sexualmug. by The user of storm chasing. August 27, 2022
Get the Day of semi-trucksmug. The semi professional girlfriend is the often visually pleasing partner of (in this particular example) a dj.
What this actually means is that they commit sex acts on at least one dj on the same line up at a time before then controlling everything besides the mixer in the dj booth such as fan access and how long fans may look at the dj before getting a filthy look from semi pro girlfriend and waves of spunky energy.
These girlfriends collect dj sperm and proceed to later cough it up and make trophies from it at a later date whilst telling everyone at the afters how some well known name in the dj world is their boyfriend.
In terms of professionalism these girlfriends usually get paid in drink, drugs, backstage passes and superstar sperm only.
A semi professional girlfriend is similar to a WAG in the world of football and often displays a superficial experience.
What this actually means is that they commit sex acts on at least one dj on the same line up at a time before then controlling everything besides the mixer in the dj booth such as fan access and how long fans may look at the dj before getting a filthy look from semi pro girlfriend and waves of spunky energy.
These girlfriends collect dj sperm and proceed to later cough it up and make trophies from it at a later date whilst telling everyone at the afters how some well known name in the dj world is their boyfriend.
In terms of professionalism these girlfriends usually get paid in drink, drugs, backstage passes and superstar sperm only.
A semi professional girlfriend is similar to a WAG in the world of football and often displays a superficial experience.
"Dudeeee she is fit" "Na mate that's a Semi Professional Girlfriend - can you not sense the self importance vibe radiating off her or smell of perfume and semen?"
by Bad Puppy December 19, 2019
Get the Semi Professional Girlfriendmug. 
Are you guys twins?
"Yes, we're dipsychotic semi-automatic twins"
"We don't have time to explain science to you"
"Yes, we're dipsychotic semi-automatic twins"
"We don't have time to explain science to you"
by Murphdogg March 8, 2019
Get the Dipsychotic Semi-Automatic Twinsmug. 