Masturbation (male)
*also 'releasing a special edition'
'polishing darth vaders helmet'
'having a han solo'
*also 'releasing a special edition'
'polishing darth vaders helmet'
'having a han solo'
by Antony Collett August 07, 2005
by yo yo yo October 15, 2004
While a man is receiving oral, if the person doing the deed is a heavy breather through the nose and then scrapes the penis, that is called a Scratch n' Sniff.
by J3hst3r September 03, 2010
Shut ya pork scratchings is a way to shut people up in Britain. It means to shut up and eat pork scratchings
Daughter : I'm gonna sing sherlock by Rebecca fai
Mom: Shut ya pork scratchings
Daughter : it wasn't me
Mom: WELL IT WAS FUCKING ONE A YAS
Mom: Shut ya pork scratchings
Daughter : it wasn't me
Mom: WELL IT WAS FUCKING ONE A YAS
by SHUT YA PORK SCRATCHINGS October 23, 2018
Performing fellatio on a man whose penis is flaccid in order to make his penis erect.
Contrast with the more common method of beginning fellatio after the penis is already erect.
Contrast with the more common method of beginning fellatio after the penis is already erect.
I was so impatient to fuck him that I just got down on my knees and blew him from scratch. No boner? No problem. I can fix that.
If your man has problems getting hard, no worries. Simply blow him from scratch.
Blowing him from scratch is lowkey goated when extracting cummies with a quickness is the vibe.
If your man has problems getting hard, no worries. Simply blow him from scratch.
Blowing him from scratch is lowkey goated when extracting cummies with a quickness is the vibe.
by @muchnerve December 09, 2022
A common excuse used to devoid attention from a mark residing on your arm or thigh, often caused by self-harm rather than an unstable cat.
“what’s that?”
“my cat scratched me.”
“my cat scratched me.”
by inverted_bracelet_manufacturer November 08, 2021
this is basically the coldest dis to someone who has just been moded (molded)- proven very very wrong.
by devdawgula July 04, 2004