Sam

That one gay kid that can be seen everywhere.

Remember that gay kid called Sam in our class? Yeah he's in our class next year

by iwannadieyayplskillme February 1, 2019

Sam

Sam is a nonce that will be prowling around playgrounds most likely with Issac, if he isnt getting kids for his collection then he is doing some pegging Issac silly

Have you seen Sam on the news he was pegging a child in his van

by anonymous June 5, 2020

Sam

Short af

Sam why tf you so short

by Shortsam October 14, 2019

Sam

(adj.) acting in a cringe way, often like a millennial. "Someone who acts "Sam" may be "Crying Bart Simpson" emo, or may laugh at Minion memes or Kris TikTok skits.

Person A: Hey, you stole my chicky nuggies, that's not vewy nice, I'm gonna cry now.
Person B: You're acting Sam right now I can't take it anymore.

by Lilya211 August 26, 2022

Sam

A fking useless mother fker, always will have a crush in girls call Carisaw

Sam is a dick

by Dickensome April 8, 2019

Sam

A girl who seems nice but is truly a bitch at heart.

Person 1: Man I thought she was the one but then I found out she was a Sam
Person 2: That's rough

by BBeazy April 5, 2015

Sam

A man with a tiny carrot... Sam will make you cry in the bedroom (and not in a good way).

He often uses the phrase ‘No u’ and is not very funny on group chats.
Sam is usually terrible at comebacks and does not like people that talk too much or too loud.
As a whole they are a good guy but they like banter (even though they always loose)

Gertrude Gizzleburg: I had sex with Sam last night
Jonas Crimble: Oh my god Gerty, are you ok? Was it as bad as they say

Dan Evalbeval: Oh my god I’ve heard the new kid is a really bad Sam...
Gertrude Gizzleburg: Thanks for warning me Dan, I thought he might have been more of a Stafford

by Gertrude Gizzleburg April 13, 2020