Salty Roger

A crusty semen-stained gym sock that has been used too many times.

Son, I found a pile of salty rogers under your bed. Please use tissues instead!

by SatoshiNakamoto December 5, 2017

A Salty Snail

A salty snail is the homosexual act of licking salt out of you're partners anal cavity. The snail part of a salty snail refers to the act normally being done at a slow and steady pace. A salty snail is a popular solution to spice up anyone's love life.

Kevin: Ohhhh, what are you doing!
Tim: I'm giving you a salty snail.
Kevin: Wow this feels oddly good.
Tim: I love you man.

by Lawrence Waldman July 28, 2014

Salty cactus

Slang for being salty

Stop being a salty cactus, you fucking twat

by HotandspicyJL April 24, 2015

salty skunk

when a girl is giving you a blowjob, you bust on her face and while she has her eyes closed you turn around. When she opens her eyes, you fart in her face.

"Eww, what is that smell?"
"O, thats Sam, some dude gave her the salty skunk last night"

by anobody January 19, 2007

Salty Kids

6-9 year olds (maybe even older) that always get mad over something like seats,food,even crayons (which is the reason for their saltiness most of the time)

tip: don't interact with them or else they'll annoy you to death with their saltiness
(see: salty to get an idea of "Salty Kids")

Person1: Want to go to that party for kids?
Person2:Nope don't wanna be with salty kids.

by shriekkk December 4, 2018

Salty Breakfast

Waking someone up by dipping your balls in there mouth. Works best on hot mornings, as your ball sweat will give a salty taste.

I'm gonna sneak into Leigh's tent in the morning and give him a salty breakfast.

by Serge Fabrizio January 31, 2007

Salty Dragon

A Salty Dragon occurs when, upon receiving oral sex, immediately before ejaculation a man sticks the tip of his penis against the opening of his partners nostril and proceeds to ejaculate into her sinus cavity. This causes her to leak semen from her nose like a salt breathing dragon.

Person 1: Why does Ariella keep wiping her nose? Is she sick?
Person 2: No bro, I just gave her a salty dragon
Person 1: Damn, she'll be sneezing out your load for a month!

by AlaskanSnowShoeWHORE July 15, 2009