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Safety Doggo

he will protecc you if you find this good boi
by hahaphunnyjokes December 8, 2020
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Salty Blyrone

When six of your guy friends all get together to complete one hand job.
Hey guys, Steve has been working really hard and seems stressed out. How about the 6 of us all chip in and give him a

Salty Blyrone!
by the gentleman April 5, 2021
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Salty sinus flush

When your jizzmop sock is full so you decide to facefuck the wife’s mouth instead, you promise to keep her well informed before shooting your load but vigorous face fucking makes you forget as you forcefully bounce her head up and down, your urge to spurt is too much so you forget to pull out as agreed, and deliver your baby milk deep in the back of her throat, it then flushes out her sinuses and exits her nose resulting in a salty sinus flush, you give a round of applause astounded at the vision of jizum exiting the nostrils in dangly cum bubbles.
Did you hear about Brother Yates his Mrs loves a salty sinus flush, he’s a lucky guy!

Now then lass, give me a gobble” said Lee, as he pushed his cock deep into her mouth, touching her tonsils and making her gag, this made him cum so hard, resulting in a salty sinus flush and an angry wife who no longer had pussyflies.
by Amand4 June 20, 2021
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safety vest

a person that is unreasonable horny, to the point of wanting to bang a random possibly nonexistent person in a walmart parking lot that the met on an anonymous chat board.
safety vest is a horny man.
there goes safety vest again… I really hope that dude doesnt get an STD.
by chastityismylife August 31, 2021
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salty season

The period of time that goes by as 4 sweaty guys in a garage wait for the weekend to arrive.
Oh fuck salty season starts tomorrow doesn't it...
by CremeDeLaMeme April 29, 2022
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Salty Simba

a male ejaculating over someone's forehead from one side to another saying "Simba"
by pineapple juice 03 October 22, 2022
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sounding salty

When the tone of your voice inadvertently comes across in a harsh and/or offensive manner.
Jeremy said to ABY "Maybe you can get something done around the house for once"

ABY says "sounding salty mi otro"
by lunchboxninethousand March 27, 2015
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