A Russian Shitstain is when a guy slaps his shit covered paynus horizontally across a man's face, leaving shit marks that look like warpaint.
He tried to pretend the smudges on his face were Nutella, but the smell let us know that he was just the willing participant of a Russian Shitstain.
by Zeus ADCU November 11, 2013
Get the Russian Shitstainmug. when a male is having intercourse, their counter partner screams Russian Jump as the male ejaculates thrusting her body towards the male increasing the penetration. This may lead to the damage of male balls, however it is very effective.
"My girl tried the Russian Jump on me and now I don't think I can feel my balls anymore"
"that sucks bro, I pulled out before mine said that"
"that sucks bro, I pulled out before mine said that"
by anonymous January 19, 2021
Get the Russian Jumpmug. When you cum down your girl's throat and then wrap your penis around her neck until they stop breathing
(and for fun you can fuck up the dead corpse
(and for fun you can fuck up the dead corpse
by Friiedpickle78 November 5, 2021
Get the russian chokermug. by Minksie February 17, 2010
Get the Russian Nutnickmug. Joey was so drunk after we got Domino's that he walked in the music shop next door and did a Russian Brisket before being asked to leave.
by Russianbrisketman February 8, 2020
Get the Russian Brisketmug. The act of being urinated upon by one or more prostitutes in Russia. This is especially true if the urinatee is in a position of wealth or power, and the incident is videotaped.
It appears that the right wing politicians found nothing to be concerned about regarding Trump’s Russian Shower incidents.
by West Coast Urbanite February 5, 2021
Get the Russian Showermug. Attending large parties or gatherings putting your life in jeopardy during the coronavirus pandemic.
Yo,that dudes been to 7 parties during quarantine with no mask! He’s basically playing Russian Ronlette with his life son!
by Shane Depree August 4, 2020
Get the Russian Ronlettemug.