Rot Gooning

When an individual cannot help but spend long hours of the day vigorously masturbating (usually to multiple pieces of pornographic (and in more insane cases, non pornographic) media) in their bed, taking breaks only to nap or to maybe order a pizza if they can be bothered to put on a pair of pants long enough to make it to their door.

We've gotta get Derek institutionalized, he's been Rot Gooning for four days. This isn't healthy.

by TheGoonHistorian April 15, 2025

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brain rot

A term used when oneself utilizes ”slang” of which heavily derives from the unfortunate effects of modern media. The use of these terms, especially via in-person communication, tends to be heavily looked down upon by mainstream society.

Jake: Poggers! You must have learned that skibidi toilet rizz whilst sipping on a grimace shake in Ohio! Slay, baka!

Steven: Brain rot…

by tmkkmt February 21, 2024

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Rot Worker

Someone who works at the Reber Thomas dining hall at Liberty University. This connotation is typically used in a slanderous or insulting like fashion to address a sketchy person in the food service industry.

That guy looks sketchy he must be a Rot Worker.

Bro is being weird he's acting like a Rot Worker right now.

by Libberby October 3, 2022

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Edge-rot

Edge Rot - When someone's vocabulary is overloaded with the word "edge", using it unnecessary or exaggerated ways. It happens when they can't stop referencing "edge" in jokes, slang, or conversations, making it lose it's original meaning.

"Dude, your edge-rot is showing. Stop saying 'edge' every five seconds"
"someone pulls a prank "you just got edged!"
"someone lies to you "Oh my god, stop edging me!"

by lilywrightslang March 9, 2025

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