turd rancher

A little known phrase for a homosexual person.

That palce was filled with a bunch of turd ranchers.

by Long Shoe Larry March 9, 2008

Rock Racing Roach

A female who wears short shorts, cowgirl boots, and will blow anyone with a UTV/ Rock Bouncer. Often found clinging to top drivers or getting railed in the woods. Hangs around a bunch of guys because she “hates drama”. Smells of rotting flesh and Victoria’s Secret perfume. Listens to country music and claims shes not a whore but gets bounced around friend groups like Bobby Tanner on Cable Hill. -DDR

If Ol’ girl doesn’t answer the phone until the racers go trail riding...She’s probably a rock racing roach.

by DDR1014 July 6, 2018

Ranchhouse

A stupid ass bar in Portland Oregon that is full of douche bags and prostitutes. This one chick that frequents there has probably fucked every guy that goes there.

Dude wanna get laid. Theres this chick at the Ranchhouse that will fuck you. She fucked me in the rain and it was so poetic.

by Max Lanigiro November 7, 2007

Ranchy Ear Drum

During the act of sexual arrousal, the male ejactulates into the female's ear. Moments later the male slides his finger into the orifice of the ear and gently pushes the remains furhter into the ear, causing the ear drum to be completely covered with a white silky mess!

Dude, Brooke can't hear anymore bro! I gave her a ranchy ear drum, it's disgusting!

by friendofthebeanmachine June 24, 2010

rancho feet

when a male or females feet are dirty,crusty,stanky,full of corns and calluses.

Damn, that girl should not where flip flops with those rancho feet.

by MarcoCota October 8, 2010

Ranchin' it Up

The act of enjoying yourself thoroughly.

* Derives from the act of eating Fayze's in La Crosse.

Tim: "What are you doing Steve?"
Steve: "I'm just laying on my couch watching a movie"
Tim: "I'm at work while you're just sitting around ranchin' it up without a care in the world!"

by Alteez June 21, 2011

rancharound

Ok, here goes.

Dude hastily making sandwich. In a hurry for some reason (fill in this part-you're obviously talented).

Gets everything assembled. Bread, lunch meat, lettuce, tomato, cheese. Etc.

Reaches in fridge for mustard. Notices mustard is old and decrepit as fuck. And all crusty around the tip.

Waves hand in "meh" type way.

Notices shiny new bottle of Ranch. Pushes mustard bottle aside and grabs the Hidden Valley like he stole it. Dumps on sandwich.

Big ass bite ensues.

#rancharound.

Boom.

Am I famous yet?

Call me when I'm famous.

Boyfriend is watching football, chips in one hand, sammich in the other, gently cradling the bottle of ranch in his "drinkholder" for easy access. Girlfriend wants some healthy shit (celery sticks) and can't find the ranch in the fridge, she sees boyfriend on the couch and knows what's up. She sashays up behind him and kisses on his neck while she reaches around to snag the ranch from his crotch holder. Boom #rancharound

by BaconRainey October 16, 2014