Retard 

I don’t really know too much but everyone calls me this so it probably means someone who is responsible, empathetic, totally amazing, uhh, I don’t fucking know any words that start with R and D, oh wait! Responsible and Dildo!

Dictionary man is a fucking retard!

Retard by DictionaryMan76 July 8, 2023

Captain Retard Hero Force

Any one of many groups of video game grunts that come in large useless numbers

YES! I just blew up that thing! oh wait, here comes the captain retard hero force....

Captain Retard Hero Force by Zael0 June 6, 2010

Closet Retard

Someone who feigns intelligence but in actuality is no more intelligent that an average retard

John: He used ironic wrong. I think he meant coincidental.

Lisa: Ya, he's a "closet retard".

Closet Retard by Bytesthedust January 3, 2018

gummed retard 

When you eat out a woman's pussy and start to raspberry inside of it and she becomes retared by the pure pleasure. ( A virgins idea )

"I gummed retard my girlfriend last night" "You're a virgin and single Tyrone"
"Shut up bill"

gummed retard by Ali5guy February 27, 2019

White Retard 

A hood rat white person who acts ghetto as one would say “black” and forgets he is a white city boy acting like a retard

Ex. Daniel Hernandez

“Daniel, do you forget that you’re white? You’re a fucking white retard”

White Retard by Eric Andre ! May 11, 2019

Lil Retard 

The older brother of lil weirdo and is equally as fucking retartded

lil weirdo: wanna go rape a cat?
Lil Retarda: Sounds fun

Lil Retard by bjfg January 7, 2020

lil retard 

the older brother of lil weirdo and equally as fucking retarded

hey lil retard why are you so fucking retarded?

lil retard by bjfg January 7, 2020