tongue puncher

One who kisses ass for their own gain

( for example lower management)

Littoral example : To punch the asshole with the tongue in a persuasive yet aggressive manner.

"Has anyone seen the boss he is off tongue punching the CEO?"

He is such a tongue puncher.

by Maine roots March 16, 2017

Throat Puncher

A picture, video, or gif which brings enough humor to an individual leaving him/her choked up.

Jameus thought he won until he saw the throat puncher everyone in the parlor was reading just now.

by Mr.Bankserson June 20, 2017

thunder puncher

The coolest guy in town is the best at everything and has a giant ding dong

That Thunder puncher is so amazing

by Jeff pie January 20, 2018

Lamp Puncher

1. A person who punches lamps
2. Slang for eating top hats

“I am a professional lamp puncher ACHOO!”

by Bacon Is The Best 62374 February 8, 2018

Salad Puncher

Some creep who walks into your table at a restaurant and punches your salad if you have some. He tends to ask you for a lot of money for doing it but if you dont give him the money he calls the cops on you.

Person 1: What is your job?

Person 2: I'm a salad puncher.

Person 1: Oh.

by Aweirdcreep March 26, 2019

mud puncher

A sexual position performed anally while the receiver evacuates their bowels.

"bro, i totally mud punched my grandma last night, i always wondered why my family called her a mud puncher."

by thamastabaita September 13, 2020

half pinched

Cutting off a shit halfway either in a hurry or to save time.

Bill’s friends were going to leave without him, so he half pinched his turd to get out in time.

by Arabian Goggles January 31, 2021