pussy-pumpkin

When an obese ladies crotch has so much fat covering her genitals that it looks like a pumpkin.

"Man, I hooked up with a chik so fat it took me 20 minutes to carve out that
pussy-pumpkin!"

by toast_phucker October 18, 2008

pumpkin pie

when a guy busts a nut on a redhead's face

I heard John gave Mary quite the pumpkin pie last night.

by Matt201 December 10, 2006

fat pumpkin

A bong from which to smoke pot.

"Hey, hey. Let's go check out the fat pumpkins at Belmont"
"Yeah man, sounds like a plan."

by Yodia January 20, 2006

Diggin' For pumpkin

When one, usually a fat ass, has an itch in the ass crack (or a weggie) and proceed to stick their whole hand down their pants to itch and remove debris from their sweaty cack. The lint and remaining materials in the ass crack that are removed can be referred to as 'the pumpkin'.

Wow I can't believe that bitch is diggin' for pumpkin like that on the beach. That's nasty.

by GoNads2 January 12, 2011

freeway pumpkins

(n.) the bright orange bags of garbage that delinquents, who have been sentenced to community service, fill up during their time on the side of the road.

The judge sentenced him to 250 hours of community service, where he will be making freeway pumpkins.

by ismellshoes November 26, 2010

pumpkin chaser

A term used to address a basketball player. This word is commonly used by a person who dislike the sport.

Man, all I can find on TV is a bunch of pumpkin chasers. Ahh, there we go. Hockey night in Canada!

by Jacoebe April 29, 2014

The Pumpkin Game

It is indescribable. But.. we will attempt to metaphor. You open up a can of creativity and see what spills out. This is a game that attempts to disprove Newton's Law by showing that in the realms of the imagination, the force to smash a fictional pumpkin is not always met by an equal and opposing force to save the aforementioned fictional pumpkin.

Scenario A:
Bob: I have drawn a Pumpkin
Smead: I will now squash your pumpkin by drawing a hammer hanging precariously above it.
Bob: (pondering...) Bun of a Snitch...
Smead: Your turn.
Bob: (Scribbling) Hold on. There is now a gigantic sponge on top of my pumpkin. My sponge absorbs the shock of your hammer.
Smead: So we do this back and forth until somebody slips up and overlooks one of the multiple threats lurking around the pumpkin, or else (on the opposing side) fails to threaten its safety?
Bob: Pretty much, yep.
Smead: Wait--who blocks with a sponge?
Bob: I do.
Smead: This game is weird.
(loud clapping)
The End Of Scenario A

(there is no Scenario B)

So let me get this straight... Spiderman, with his extra gigantic and somehow magical bean-bag frisbee managed to block ALL of my bullets I shot at your pumpkin?!?! Fine! Fine! I am drawing a nuke! Take THAT, web-shooter! Can't block that? Then The Pumpkin Game is over!

by Tommy's Hill Figures May 27, 2014