you'd laugh to see a pudding run

Phrase to indicate that a person is incredibly easily amused. Often used in the presence of children, the effect being they laugh more. However has also been proved effective on adults even if they've already heard it. Originates from a strange British family whose other phrases include as dry as a nun's gusset.

Mother: (makes appropriate amusing face)
Child: (laughs uncontrollably)
Mother: You'd laugh to see a pudding run!
Child: (more raucous laughter)

by Lonely Pigeon October 19, 2003

Pussy Pudding

Pronounced 'Pussy Pud-in'
A creamy white substance that accumulates around a womans vaginal opening preceding the action of saliva and vaginal secretions being mixed together by the butter churning motions of the male penis during sex. Quantity of production is dependent upon the level of the females stimulation.

Guy #1: I'm telling you she's not in to you dude, she's using you.
Guy #2: And I'm telling you that you're a jealous butt pirate. I had that girls V-jay jay creamin' enough pussy pudding last night to feed Somalia.

by Gora Chora September 10, 2007

cuddle puddle

A group of ravers "cuddling" at a rave

I was in a cuddle puddle... it was much fun.

by Kali July 17, 2004

puddy lips

The labia of a womens vagina, which resemble vertical mouth lips, often highly sought after by horny college guys

Bro 1: Yo bro what are we doing tonight?

Bro 2: Going to the bar and hopefully getting between some puddy lips!

Bro 1: Niiiceee

by dirtyvegas March 2, 2007

puddlefucked

Whether you've stepped in a puddle trying to jump over it, gotten splashed by a passing car, or had to significantly adjust your walking path, you've been PUDDLEFUCKED.

Often a direct result of being puddlefucked is a wet pair of socks, causing extreme discomfort.

Kyle: "Ah, fuck...i just stepped in a puddle."
Ben: "Did your socks get wet?"
Kyle: "Yeah..."
Ben: "You just got puddlefucked."

by Ben j. k March 10, 2008

Puddums

Incredibly cute and adorable person (or cat)

Who's a little puddums?

by moominmania February 14, 2012

Making Pudding

To have sex with your significant other before a shower.

Bob: "Lets go Make Pudding girl."
Girl: "I'll get the shower ready."

Friend:" Were you Making Pudding?"

by Steffanie Pirate January 28, 2009