Hitler Pubes

When they shave both sides of your groin for an emergency angioplasty but not the middle, leaving a patch of hair resembling Hitler’s mustache.

I went to the emergency room for a heart attack and woke up on the recovery room with Hitler pubes.

by ChefR January 20, 2021

nannas pubes

Anything that's going is nannas pubes.
Everything good.
Everything is NannaPubes

#freehoggyking

DEAN : Bro get up for a beer
CONOR: NANNAS PUBES !!

by 6030king December 11, 2018

Pube Vision

Pube Vision is using the power of the mind to peel back the layers and view the state and style of another's pubic region.

You don't need to have Pube Vision to know that there is no way in hell the curtains match the carpet.

by Discoloration February 28, 2017

Bandwagon pube

When someone likes a team for a stupid ass reason.

"I like the raiders because I'm a white sox fan and they have the same colors."

"BANDWAGON PUBE!"

by Gartz44 May 11, 2016

pube dingle

When you forget to shave your coo coo and your bum hair gets hot sweaty and toasty. So your bum hair connects to your crack hair. That dingleberry transfers to a pube dingle.

"If you think dingleberries are bad, you should experience a pube dingle."

by Goinontour September 28, 2017

Dust pubes

It’s when someone has pubes that are so fair that you can’t see them. It’s like they’re transparent.

‘Remember when Connor put that Malteasers down his bellend?’ … ‘Man I do, but god, them dust pubes’

by Shyelf October 8, 2021

pube bunnies

The collection of my husband's newly shaven ballsack hair that has collected under the bathroom sink.

Mum: I am just going to clean the dust from under your sink darling.
Me: That ain't dust mum, it's Craig's pube bunnies.
Mum: Oh my fucking god.

by texasco April 24, 2014