Pootato

A really brown potato.

These russet pootatoes will become nice chips.

by Racoons In A Trenchcoat October 16, 2019

Pootato

When you take a dump after eating way to many french fries.

Dude, I took such a big pootato lst night.

by fbcmgps April 2, 2020

Portage quesadilla

When you put down newspaper and shit, pee, cum, vomit, pop pimples, and put gravel on it, then fold the newspaper and put it in the oven for 15 minutes at 425° and eat it.

Hey bro I’m so hungry
Same, let’s make a Portage Quesadilla

Hell yeah that sounds so good right now

by Nichan August 6, 2020

Portal Pen

Portal Pen is a DMT vape pen made famous by underground community named after The Matrix.

Yung Jamie; hey that's a new vape pen, pass the weed bro!
Joe Rogan; Bro its my Portal Pen, have you ever tried DMT? got this shit from the Matrix

by joe wackamole January 7, 2021

portal master

what everyone calls you in skylanders a portal master usually has alot of freaking skylanders and most portal masters cant figure out witch portal or object goes with witch game they also cant find any freaking creation crystals

master eon: greatings younge portal master

by somegoose January 21, 2021

portapong

a portapong is a vaporizer that has replaceable carts and you can hit it anywhere. it is a portable pong

just hit the portapong and im high off that gas

by bongekou February 5, 2021

Portable Hell

Portable Hell is homework

I have some Portable Hell to take care of

by TikTok addict 101 May 19, 2021