moral procrastination

Doing interesting stuff that feels like you're making the world better in preference to doing the easy, boring, daily stuff that actually makes a difference.

You're so busy signing petitions on Avaaz that you forgot your mum's birthday. That's moral procrastination.

by Kevin Monk October 27, 2013

Poocrastinate

What is done in and around a shared bathroom while waiting for others to leave so you can crap in private. Often includes face washing and mirror gazing.

Sorry I'm late. George peed, did dishes AND shaved so I had to poocrastinate for like 20 minutes before I could leave. I really had to go.

by wesleyan102 October 12, 2007

Procrastination

I’ll tell ya later

‘’I’ll procrastinate about procrastinating procrastination later’’

by Eunkoki November 25, 2017

Procrastination

I'll type a definition here tomorrow.

I'll type an example of how "procrastination" is used in a sentence tomorrow.

by Pialinist June 10, 2020

Procrastinator

To put off doing something, especially out of habitual carelessness or laziness.

The procrastinator decided to DIE... And of course procrastinate.

by TheManWithAPlan September 15, 2013

Procrastinator

Somebody who's supposed to be doing something productive, but chooses to look up what Procrastinator means in the Urban Dictionary.

You are a procrastinator. Get back to work you procrastinator!

by IHaveAbortedDreams August 5, 2020

Procrastipated

Like being constipated but instead of poo, work won't come out of your body.

Not being able to work on anything, remedies for procrastipation are energy drinks and cocaine.

I want to get started on this essay, but I'm feeling so procrastipated that I'll never leave the couch.

by BVids November 5, 2013