Procrastinator

Somebody who's supposed to be doing something productive, but chooses to look up what Procrastinator means in the Urban Dictionary.
You are a procrastinator. Get back to work you procrastinator!
by IHaveAbortedDreams August 05, 2020
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Bot

Something that can't identify what cars or road signs look like
"D'you think Blind Brandon is a bot? He couldn't identify the car in our exam last week?"
"I don't know dude, but step away from him. Bots are dangerous."
by IHaveAbortedDreams August 07, 2020
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Abortion is murder

A stupid thing said by stupid pro-lifers who are actually pro-birth and don't care about what happens to the child's future
"Abortion is murder", says a random stranger, who doesn't give an eff of what happens to the child.
by IHaveAbortedDreams August 07, 2020
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