Wetzels Pretzels

A pretzel shop in Kissimmee where you can confidently send your GF without worrying about her being impaled

Lasting: Yo nade why u so upset
Nadexe: My girl got her hairy ass fucked at Wetzels Pretzels

by NadexeyBoa September 14, 2022

to salt both sides of the pretzel

To be slow, dull-witted, dimwitted, soft in the head, dumb. To be "not all there."

John is a very bright person!

You think so? To me, he seems to salt both sides of the pretzel.

by uhqfuhasdasdfh February 8, 2010

Pretzel Snake

When your shaft is soft and tangles into a knot like earphones that were shoved into a back pocket. Another case is when the garden hose has a kink in it and makes that hissing sound when you turn on the water.

First thing this morning I went to take a piss, it was a bit of a struggle with my 16 inch pretzel snake.

by 5ft6 April 5, 2021

Pretzel bros

While having I want intercourse I want to come in with three or more people and the tips of two males penises accidentally touch and her intertwine hence the formation of the pretzel

Oh no did our dicks just touch I think we might be pretzel Brose

by Klcook May 30, 2022

pretzel nubs

The most delicious part of a pretzel.

Where's the pretzel nubs?

by mod_mark August 6, 2014

Pretzel Me

Pretzel Me. Annoying creater of 'Pretzel Boards' titled 'I would get my own pretzel, but im too lazy' On the popular (but oh so crap) Neopets site. 'Pretzel Boards' Created at the start of the year of 2006. Soon came to a end when school started...because...because, I don't know why, but they did. Eventually after PretzelMe's confident posts, she got iced and is now on a different account "_pretzelme_" And has lost..like...a kajillion neopoints. Although she doesn't play Neopets much anymore, she will be rememberd.

R.I.P PretzelMe

agh! AGH! AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! *jumps out window*

I believe in you pretzel me!

by Someone who IS NOT pretzelme September 2, 2008

Salted pretzel

The act of having sexual intercourse with a woman while she has her legs behind her head, as you are about to blow your load you cover both her arms and legs with your jizz, tell her you will go get a towel but instead leave her there to dry.

Hey Gary last week I gave Mel a salted pretzel, I wonder if she is still laying there

by Lovecraftmind March 20, 2019