Post Masturbation Depression Syndrome

1. When the real world hits you like a slap to the face after a fierce masturbation session.

Joe: "I beat off with birthday cake frosting... I hated myself and wanted to die..."

Terry: " Sounds like Post Masturbation Depression Syndrome to me. Don't sweat it, bro. It's normal. But that IS fucked up..."

by mbarfiel February 4, 2010

Post Ejaculatory Enlightenment

That moment of mental clarity that can only be achieved by 'blowing your load' or 'shooting your bolt'. A lot of honest internal dialogue can be had with yourself in these moments....shame it doesn't last very long.

AKA: P.E.E. / PE-Squared / P-Double-E

'Damn, last night I got post ejaculatory enlightenment..... and you're right...... she was a pig!'

by The Urban Keats November 9, 2007

Post-cringe

Refers to speech or behavior characterized by a banal, affectless disregard for the violation of proper taste and/or societal norms, generally driven by a belief that the traditional social order has been irreparably disrupted and thus certain actions that were once considered cringeworthy have become commonplace.
Derived from the literary genre pioneered by Chandler Morrison, which often involves characters who partake in reprehensible actions that are described with a flat tone of nonchalance, and that furthermore fail to elicit appropriate reactions from other characters present in the scene being depicted.

How was the dinner party?

Ugh, it was so post-cringe. There was this guy who was wearing white after Labor Day and talking about all of the people he's killed with a hatchet, but no one even batted an eye.

by extremelyonline91 December 3, 2019

CW Post

A great American college located on Long Island, NY, affiliated with the 7th largest university in the world, Long Island University. Although the CW Post Pioneers may not be the best college sports team its champions reside among the Postie Toasties which is the typical name for the vast group of pot-heads which make up 60% of the CW Post population, the other 40% being Asian. Most of the college dorm room festivities are held on Thursday nights which is a sad excuse for a labeled party day seeing as everybody still parties on Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, and Wednesday as well. With it's wide landscape stretching over Old Brookville and Greenvale as well, it's a great place for the rich, drunk, high, completely unsober population to stretch their legs and go exploring. Some majors include film, business, education and getting fucked up (art). All the girls are hot and all the guys are burnt and with everybody and their mother selling pot, there's no room for any other drugs. The campus itself is famous for begging for more funds than building pointless structures for staff. Public Safety is quite useless unless your car battery dies, often refered to as ".5-0" and "Pubic Softees". Many other college goers visit this campus, sometimes almost on a regular basis, to partake in the CW Post experience. So if u like hot girls, being rich, marijuana, and riding ambulances like taxis, than CW Post is the place for you!

guy 1: What'd you do last night?
guy 2: I don't remember, I just woke up in an ambulance
guy 1: You must've been at Post

"I was at CW Post smoking a spliff while fucking your mom"

by JJoint October 16, 2009

post-while-drift

Having the special ability of posting in forum threads while performing the act of drifting with a vehicle.

Yo! I'm so skilled that I can post-while-drift!

by [e-mail] February 16, 2009

Post-Baked Cognitive State

A term originating between Canadian health science students who are also stoners. It's the state roughly 3 hours following the last toke. The initial high is gone, but the thc level is still high enough for some after-effects. Doesn't last more than a few hours. Symptoms are tiredness, extreme tranquility and relaxation, a need to eat healthy.

Guy1 - "Dude you look tired, late night?"
Guy 2 - "Nah I'm just in a post-baked cognitive state"
Guy1 - "I know it well, wanna go get some herbal tea?"
Guy 2 - "Hells yea"

by hawksley1001 November 28, 2009

post-toast

an hour or so after you are no longer stoned, but still feel kinda spacey and out of it.

i was so post-toast at dinner today, but i just told my mom i was tired and it was chill

by lookatthisbullshit October 3, 2010