New to the planet?

Sarcastically stating or questioning someone who absolutely has no clue about what's going on in the world or has lived a sheltered life and verifies it by talking.

Person 1: Did you get a Covid shot?
Person 2: What's Covid?
Person 1: New to the planet?

Person 1: I've never seen a Tom Hanks movie.
Person 2: You must be new to the planet.

by BillyVito October 4, 2021

What the planet

Signature catchphrase of the legendary Rhys "O" Brian, used when your confused or surprised. Commonly preceded by "Erm".

"Erm.....What the planet?" -Rhys "O" Brian

by Silverbeak February 23, 2024

Love Beauty and Planet

That woke vegan friend we all have who cares so much about the planet that she pulls out her metal straws at every cafe. She legit has sleepless nights just in case her wet and dry waste are not segregated correctly. She’s all heart and does small acts of love for the planet, like upcyling eco-friendly recycled plastic waste into packaging material.

“You love the planet more than your boyfriend, you’re just like love beauty and planet

by Luluinlondon November 25, 2021

Planet of the apes chimney sweep

When a man shaves his pubes, puts them aside, then fucks a girl or guy in the ass, then pulls his dick out and sprinkles his pubes on his shit covered shaft.

Jason- I was with a girl last night and she shaved my pubes
Len- did you give her a planet of the apes chimney sweep?

by Cate89 March 23, 2019

planet humans

Countryhumans , but instead of having humans with country spherical flags as their head , you got humans with planet heads ! . . Yeah .

“ I love earth from planet humans ! “
“ Bro , I only know countryhumans . “

by heartlandhorse February 23, 2023

racing planet

another word for retard

damn that guy's a racing planet

by guy from china not india ok January 18, 2021

Planets

a celestial body distinguished from the fixed stars by having an apparent motion of its own (including the moon and sun), especially with reference to its supposed influence on people and events.

"the planets are presently influencing you in a positive way"

by Arminkshipper April 18, 2025