The act of studying a shared pizza pie to ensure that you inherit the larger of the inevitably, unevenly-sliced options.
A careful exercise in patience and timing is necessary to acquire the biggest, most appealing slice available at that time.
A careful exercise in patience and timing is necessary to acquire the biggest, most appealing slice available at that time.
(Slippery) Pete demonstrated "pizza favoritism" when he took an extra long gulp of soda as he noticed his friend
was ready for another slice too. This bought him enough time to have his friend take the ghetto slice with one peperoni on it
and gave Pete the opportunity to swoop in for the next in line money slice.
was ready for another slice too. This bought him enough time to have his friend take the ghetto slice with one peperoni on it
and gave Pete the opportunity to swoop in for the next in line money slice.
by Angry old white man January 15, 2014
Get the pizza favoritismmug. Failure to accomplish something after eating pizza. Usually large quantities of pizza is consumed. A sort of jinx brought about from eating pizza.
I can't believe we went from 1st place to 5th place in the event after eating pizza. It must be pizza poisoning.
by shomaster October 16, 2007
Get the pizza poisoningmug. When instead of ordering a pizza and paying for it, you call back and complain about your "previous experience", all in the hopes of having them send you out a replacement/refund pizza. This should be done sparingly, otherwise if done frequently use different numbers or order at gullible places such as Pizza Hut.
Tim: Wanna throw down on a pizza?
Mikey: *sighs* I guess I got five on it.
Doug: Fuck it lets scam a pizza.
Tim: Why not it's been a couple days.
Mikey: *sighs* I guess I got five on it.
Doug: Fuck it lets scam a pizza.
Tim: Why not it's been a couple days.
by Mike Schrampfey December 5, 2012
Get the Scam a Pizzamug. The pizza equivalent to "meat sweats." Occurs with excess consumption of pizza and you begin to get very hot and sweat.
Tucker: "Don't eat that much pizza you'll get pizza sweats again."
Jason: "It is so hot in here. I think it is too late, the sweating has started!"
Jason: "It is so hot in here. I think it is too late, the sweating has started!"
by TOBE2020 May 25, 2018
Get the pizza sweatmug. An entrepreneurial expert specialising in the Ancient Italian cuisine of Domino's Pizza, and the culinary art of Pizza design. A Pizza Mogul uses their expansive vocabulary of Hashtags to promote their Pizza designs through Social Media.
Arguably the most gifted Domino's Pizza Mogul of the 21st Century goes by the nom de plume #Shakedown. Compared to Matt Damon from Good Will Hunting due to his boyish good looks and remarkable intellect, #Shakedown's greatest Pizza works include, #ShakedownBeefNBaconSlider, #FrickinKickinChicken, and the favourite of the Hipster the #GarlicPrawnDeluxeSupreme.
by The Shakedown May 5, 2015
Get the pizza mogulmug. filling the ass of your victim with slices of pepperoni, spanking it until its red and sore then sucking out the pepperoni
Dude: she told me to give her a spanish pizza so i loaded her ass with pepproni
Dude 2: holy shit i wish i could give her a spanish pizza
Dude 2: holy shit i wish i could give her a spanish pizza
by Pizza_Dono April 3, 2017
Get the spanish pizzamug. The phrase or words used to describe a person with bad facial acne eating out an ass
A derogatory statement used to describe a person with a greasy or heavily acne ridden face who looks like shit.
A derogatory statement used to describe a person with a greasy or heavily acne ridden face who looks like shit.
"Damn man, last night was great! I was like a pizza in the mud!"
Omg! Damn that girl looks like a real pizza in the mud!"
Omg! Damn that girl looks like a real pizza in the mud!"
by Pierceduppinky January 27, 2015
Get the Pizza in the mudmug.