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Quick Pinch

An informal, yet polite, way to excuse yourself from any situation where you must run and eradicate your cramping bowels of fecal matter because holding it is simply not an option.
Example 1:
Carl's Boss: Our third quarter profits were above expectation..............Yes Carl?
Carl: Sir I will be right back. I need to run for a Quick Pinch.
Carl's Boss: Understandable. As I was saying............

Example 2:
Sandy: Honey, please stop at the next gas station. I need to do a Quick Pinch. That meatloaf back at the diner we ate at is scooting through me.
Quick Pinch by Eaton Holgoode April 30, 2015

pinchero 

Spanish slang for fucker.
Come on Pinchero let's go drink some cervesas.
pinchero by Mario Pinchero January 19, 2006

Pitchers Poison

A term used when playing wiffle ball and the are not enough players to fill all positions. The first baseman is pulled to play another position. If a ball is hit and then thrown to the pitcher before the batter gets to first base it is an out and called pitchers poison!
russbusby hit the ball hard to the shortstop, but was called out as the ball was thrown to the pitcher on the mound before russbusby got to first base utilizing the pitchers poison rule.
Pitchers Poison by Coldbeers January 16, 2011

Gentleman's Pinch 

A small amount of marijuana (usually from .5 grams to 2 grams) given to a friend or regular customer that has run out. Typically this is to tide them over until the regular smoker can purchase their next bag.
Friend 1: "Shit man I'm all out and I don't get paid until tomorrow!"

Friend 2: "I'm still holding. Don't sweat it. I'll run you a Gentleman's Pinch here in a few."

Friend 1: "Awesome. Was about to be a long day!"
Gentleman's Pinch by Memphis Chris September 4, 2010

it's a pinch 

the catchphrase of Takuto Tsunashi (Star Driver: Kagayaki no Takuto), a bishie who wants to lead the fabulous school life and to sing out his youth, but instead he ends up fighting huge mecha's to save the world. Though he often uses 'pinch', he also said 'it's a punch', 'it's a wonder' and 'it's a sundae' so far.
Person 1: "Oh God, this math homework... it's a PINCH~!"
Person 2: "I know right, it's a WONDER how I'll get that all done for tomorrow."
Person 3: "And- wait, I can't relate this to a sundae."
it's a pinch by Ivrogne May 6, 2011

1 girl 1 pitcher 

A "sequel" to the video who started it all --2 girls 1 cup. This shock video starts with a man opening a woman's vagina as the woman urinates into a pitcher. The man holds the pitcher as she urinates. The woman, then drinks the urine. After she drank it, the man urinates into that same pitcher. The girl drinks his urine. The video ends with the man pooping on the girl and then spreads and rub the feces on her.
Tom: Hey Jack!
Jack: Hey, man. Wassup?
Tom: Nothing, want to get some beer?
Jack: Uh...no thank you. I watched 1 girl 1 pitcher last night
Tom: What's that?
Jack: Google the video
*Tom Googles the video*
NEXT MORNING

Jack: Hey man, hows the video?
Tom: SHUT UP! You fuckin jackass!