party cane

A stick used for hitting people that don't bring booze to a party. Usually made out of steel or a hard wood.

Tom: Hey, did you bring any alcohol to this sweet party?
Dave: No man. I got off work late and didn't get a chance to get any.
Tom: I don't wanna hear your fucking excuses. You're getting the party cane *whack* *kabaam*

by Matt Cirka February 12, 2008

Party Haydos

Otherwise known as party pooper, Party Haydos is often used when referring to an individual who takes the fun out of life.

i.e. This party is a Haydos *people leave*

Or

You Party Haydos! (party pooper)

by Jesssssse man January 20, 2009

Dumpling Party

When you and your own or someone else’s dad get naked and watch Kung Fu Panda 3.

“Dude me and Chris’s dad totally had a dumpling party last night!”
“Im about to cream my pants thinking about tonights dumpling party”

by Squigg1es July 3, 2021

Myspace Party

Thinking your so cool to be having a party at the weekend that you foolishly post a bulletin on Myspace stating anyone can come. The actual party then gets crashed by thousands of random people and your house gets trashed.

"omg the house is ruined! who turned up last night?"

"i don't know, its not my fault it turned into a Myspace Party!"

by TonyX December 18, 2008

party lemur

Much like the anthropoid primate, this party-goer spends a majority of their time off the ground and dancing on tables, chairs and sturdy ottomans. They are generally accompanied by loud music, fellow lemurs, and worried looks from the apartment owners.

I hope you have a strong coffee table, because Stephanie is a party lemur.

by highonpez May 24, 2011

mud party

A mud party is where a group of heterosexual men get togather to shit on each other. This ritual is a right of passage among men of mid-western origin and is commonly known as "Lundberging"

We had a mud party and it got shitty

by 8lue June 5, 2018

Party ADD

Like Better Party Syndrome, in that a person who suffers from Party ADD will rapidly change the party they are at. It results from a compulsion for something different, rather than something better. Sufferers become bored at a given party very quickly and may even rotate between several parties in close vicinity.

Guy #1: Hey, man let's find a new party.
Guy #2: But we just got to this one 15 minutes ago!
Guy #1: Yeah, but I'm bored.
Guy #2: Man, you have such Party ADD.

by StarCords August 12, 2009