pussy parole

When you want to get to know a lady at a bar, but her friend prevents you from doing so.

John: I met this girl Jane at the bar last night, but her friend cut me off and told me she was not interested.

Joseph: Damn, you got put on pussy parole.

by Enky April 6, 2024

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eggplant (m16) and dragonfruit (f16) beef that the best ever (me) got in the middle of

first started with him blocking me, asking to be friends with me, started being weirdly sexual, i manipulated him (i apologized for it i know it was wrong), he suggested polyamory with a freshman, she dmed me, i told her, she gave me some lore like he sa'd her, i told her about his history of cheating and lies, blocked him on everything (except spam bc i forgot), we text all day, basically i apologized for manipulating him, payton told me he only used me for school answers, blocked me, unblocked me to instigate, said how i felt, she told his gma, he wants to be friends with me and i said yes bc he was a close friend, making them have closure, and idk what the convo is of that yet ill update when ready and thats the polyamory parlay at kmhs

by meowowowowowowow69 April 17, 2024

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No Parole for the Goal

It's a phrase that means a penalty in Lacrosse that is locked in.

Lacrosse ref: Penalty on # 8, 2 minutes unnecessary roughness, full time!

Lax bro in crowd: Damn Sully got 2 for that hit and No Parole for the Goal to boot! Dirty

by Luggage74 May 24, 2025

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Cricket style prolapse

The act of getting on all fours with your ass arched up while simultaneously having an anal prolapse caused by extreme meditation and insect penetration.

Husband: hey, have you tried a cricket style prolapse? It helped align my chakras to the most extreme extent.
Husbands side hoe: That’s a great idea! I’ll try a cricket style prolapse as soon as I prepare the necessities.

by Elvira bulma December 7, 2021

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